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cool guy he him

[owen @krumnewo]

@filmbronotabro 3 guys can’t be friends anymore i guess

[owen @krumnewo]

really appreciate everyone at logan square arts fest committing to the logan square bit so much. very cool experience for us tourists from the far north side.

[Sylvian (#1 Skinamarink Fan) @TheAlexSylvian]

you didn't get it!!!!

[owen @krumnewo]

no worse people on earth than uchicago sophomores

[W Robert Schultz III @Socialistdrums]

there is a rumor among CTA staff that D Carter is stepping down and headed to NOLA

[Bring Chicago Home @BringChiHome]

On Thursday, @ChicagosMayor vowed to remove people experiencing homelessness from O’Hare Airport.

Here's our response. 🧵 (1/10)

[Bike Lane Uprising® @bikelaneuprise]

Out of all 50 wards, ward 47 @AldMattMartin spent the most on ‘Traffic Calming’. He also came in 2nd place for most menu money allocated to bike lanes 💚 https://t.co/TDltL4tS3K

[owen @krumnewo]

the chicago-numtot-ification of the girl i guess voter guide

[Vaelis @VaelisFox]

sports will NEVER be as important as music or any other art. everyone can run and kick balls. a FEW can write and produce songs. being creative and expressing yourselves is something no football player can do successfully and win awards for that

[owen @krumnewo]

if this was a bar in des plaines it would make 1 billion dollars

[owen @krumnewo]

wicker park has multiple fertility clinics. truly lost.

[owen @krumnewo]

walking around getting angry at parks, libraries, little league fields, and community gardens because it could be developed by cedar street

[owen @krumnewo]

fart poop doodoo yum yum ouchie bow wow

[Chi Urbanist @chi_urbanist]

Community gardens are dumb and a waste of space

[owen @krumnewo]

i’m gonna be the restaranteur on the commune

[owen @krumnewo]

nathan fielder made me have a few beers after work on a friday

[owen @krumnewo]

i watched daisies in a class at uchicago and one kid unprovoked said, exasperated: someone needs to send them to finishing school

[meg “Yooper” bitchell @MeganBitchell]

Big update I know you all care about

[owen @krumnewo]

if you can’t walk through parking lots, 18th street metra is closer to soldier field than this is to the racetrack

[owen @krumnewo]

earl sweatshirts mom is a really cool professor bf cheryl harris’ son is a rapper with great politics gf

[owen @krumnewo]

at an asian american stand up comedy show two modelos deep ready to laugh at all of the appropriate times

[owen @krumnewo]

my life may not be a movie but it could be a one-off episode of easy and I’ll take that