✮⋆˙☆.˚｡𖦹°‧★

If you are a finger artist, well I finger artists.

[Bappa @Bappa_195]

My friend is coming out as trans during her graduation speech

[ًً @nuukiyoz]

when ur best friend makes new friends and stops talking to u

[✦ eve ✦ @impossiblyeve]

jerking off in the morning because the early bird plays with its worm or however the saying goes

[⚔️ソーリアル ♡ 团执🕯️ﾙｶｷﾘ★ @varflinssoreal]

flins when he crashed into varka and accidentally landed on varka’s lap:

[✮⋆˙☆.˚｡𖦹°‧★ @krumoni]

@lyleay_ Does he lactate?

[✮⋆˙☆.˚｡𖦹°‧★ @krumoni]

@PHlLOCHS So uhh how did it go, does it taste good that it can feed 10 kids?

[Em @PHlLOCHS]

I new a dude who could lactate when I went to summer camp. The entire cabin milked him at least once.

[𓆩♡𓆪 @dontlovedave]

your body not letting you cry is worse than crying

[Anubis @eduantao]

eu falo de sexo igual uma vagabunda porém eu sou virgem

[✮⋆˙☆.˚｡𖦹°‧★ @krumoni]

@fagwithagag If you ever need of a bra, i can offer my hands as tribute 🙇🏻‍♀️🙇🏻‍♀️🙇🏻‍♀️

[TaeminHippo @thewinterhippo]

Came out to my dad as pansexual in a marks and spencers cafe, he doesn't say anything just leaves the table leaving me stunned and in tears

Reappears 10 minutes later and hands me a frying pan. Turns out hes supportive just couldn't resist the fuxking dad joke

[kitty 🔞 @_kaptainkitty]

saving nsfw art not to goon to but to study because I like the art and coloring

[Renove🐈‍⬛ @v4rbn1]

The start of gay porn videos

[emo furry @dycksuckr]

do you think all dildos are shaped after one dudes dick

[tom @tomiezequiel15]

hoy es el único día que puedes retuitear esto:

[ؘ @adulterying]

imagine squeezing them and they deflate under your palms like balloons so now he's embarrassed and has to Kill you

[ainsley 🏳️‍⚧️ @witchwounds]

"free thinkers" liking any post with the duplicating drooling cats

[✮⋆˙☆.˚｡𖦹°‧★ @krumoni]

@Inspekard He might be the serial killer