Norm Krumpe

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[Norm Krumpe @krumpenj]

If you don’t have something nice to say, say it on Twitter. If you don’t have anything at all to say, say it on Threads.

[Norm Krumpe @krumpenj]

@famiamioh Is it fair to use a list of Miami faculty email addresses a “colleague gave me” to blast out an opinion using bcc? Seems an unbalanced way to discuss things but that’s exactly the email I received on Friday.
But if it’s fair…any colleagues have a list of addresses?

[Norm Krumpe @krumpenj]

Delighted to see more carts than usual when I walked into @kroger today. #thenewnormal

[Norm Krumpe @krumpenj]

Thanks The Milk Carton Kids for spending 291 minutes with me in 2022. I couldn’t stop listening to Maybe It's Time. #SpotifyWrapped https://t.co/L5FM28DSjP

[Norm Krumpe @krumpenj]

See, if it weren’t for guns, this veteran wouldn’t have been able to pistol-whip the shooter with the shooter’s own gun. Thanks guns!

https://t.co/VGka7scWk5 via @denverpost

[Norm Krumpe @krumpenj]

@GovRonDeSantis If they do loot, send them to "jail" by putting them on a plane to Martha's Vineyard. Everyone will applaud your cleverness.

[Norm Krumpe @krumpenj]

You know what all the other states should send @govrondesantis in Florida? Bus loads of supplies to help storm victims. Because humans should care about and help other humans. Right, Ron? #dountoothers

[Norm Krumpe @krumpenj]

Oops sorry. Misunderstood. False alarm

[Norm Krumpe @krumpenj]

RIP Freddie Mercury
#LongLiveTheQueen

[Norm Krumpe @krumpenj]

@Cuisinart any advice? Got your pellet grill with a temperature control issue. Your customer service said you don’t support your grills (weird) and so you passed the buck and told me to email The Fulham Group, who never wrote back. Any chance you will support your grills?

[Norm Krumpe @krumpenj]

@kroger has a new way to make money: leave up signs for expired sales. And I, exhausted, pay the higher price. Well played Kroger!

[Norm Krumpe @krumpenj]

Graduation day @miamiuniversity. It’s a beautiful day to celebrate! #loveandhonor #miamioh #graduationday

[Norm Krumpe @krumpenj]

@kroger Why would you even NEED an ordinance? Wait....unless: maybe the ordinance exists because you couldn't figure out on your own that your employees were struggling? Try talking to them.

[Norm Krumpe @krumpenj]

Of course, @kroger. Because if someone should be making financial sacrifices during a pandemic, it's your employees, right? Not a big corporation like you. Well played. https://t.co/apCVOWjzu9

[Norm Krumpe @krumpenj]

"Way to go, Einstein."
- Albert Einstein's friends, when the atomic bomb was developed
#HappyBirthdayEinstein

[Mike Birbiglia @birbigs]

On repeat.

[Norm Krumpe @krumpenj]

@TechSmith You just sent a SnagIt+Knowmia e-mail advertisement to your customers and said "asses" when you should have said "assess".

"assess" will probably win over more educators.

[Norm Krumpe @krumpenj]

@MiamiOH_Global @LeaderLouise @JasonWOsborne Safe and sound outside of Shideler

[Norm Krumpe @krumpenj]

I forget how much a mask costs. Is it roughly the same as an 80-day stay in the hospital? #WearADamnMask
https://t.co/PMWJ3SDT0w

[Norm Krumpe @krumpenj]

I get that @kroger has trouble enforcing whether customers wear masks. But they seem pretty lax when it comes to their employees, and that should be easy to fix. #WearADamnMask