Kristi Byrne

Reading, PA ||| Millersville University Alum

[Kristi Byrne @krusti_krabs]

@MistahHudson it was a fun 10 minutes im headed out again lmao

[Kristi Byrne @krusti_krabs]

totally forgot twitter existed for 8 months

[Jason Tartick @Jason_Tartick]

…if you don’t agree, you’re wrong…
Day drinking > night drinking

[Kristi Byrne @krusti_krabs]

How it started vs how it’s going

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Not both of my door dash orders arriving at the same time and them having a conversation outside the front door

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fine i guess i’ll just buy myself chocolate covered strawberries

[Jules Suzdaltsev @jules_su]

Since Trump’s almost out of office, I figured this would be a fun time to remind everyone of the weirdest & dumbest sh*t our failed dictator did in the last four years that we totally forgot about.

Starting with a classic:

STARING DIRECTLY INTO THE SUN DURING A SOLAR ECLIPSE

[marty @MartyOropeza]

For the record this was the US Capitol during the BLM Protestors

[Kristi Byrne @krusti_krabs]

Gossip girl was taken off Netflix and I know I’ve rewatched it 100 times but I’m not okay

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Being home for Christmas is great!!! My mom taught me how to use a measuring cup, how to use the stove, and even gave me instructions on how to take the dog out!!!!!! Gee wizzz, thanks mom!!!!

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IT IS 2020 HOW HAS SOMEONE NOT FIGURED OUT HOW TO MAKE THE ADS THE SAME VOLUME AS THE DAMN SHOW!!!!!

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@jayblew RIGHT😂

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My uncle just said he has to leave Thanksgiving early because he has to work on Monday..... and that’s a pretty accurate statement of how my all families holiday dinners go 😂😂😂

[☣︎ @BigMo_tion]

I always be overthinking these

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attempted to be ~semi~ healthy for once and play tennis... ended up hurting my back, smacking myself in the face with my racket, and my bra busted in half while playing. lmaoooooooooooo

[Kristi Byrne @krusti_krabs]

@roseberrycourt Right!!!!!

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Got a call from a random number the other day and a deep voice said ‘I know what you did’ and hung up

&& ever since then I’ve been thinking about everything & anything I could of possibly done since popping out the womb. Scurrrredddddddd

[Kristi Byrne @krusti_krabs]

@diabetyspagheti LOL

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I still think about how this girl was interviewing for the construction training program at my job and was asked if she was comfortable role playing work scenarios and said no she only role plays in bed LMAO