krustybuns.bsky.social

[krustybuns.bsky.social @krustybuns]

@Humanistca @neilsaidwhat @Jah_Good87 @jamesonhaslam careful! you could damage your pearls if you clutch them too hard

[krustybuns.bsky.social @krustybuns]

he better call saul

[krustybuns.bsky.social @krustybuns]

i think now is a good time to reboot undercover boss

[krustybuns.bsky.social @krustybuns]

none of this happened so i’m leaving this platform

[krustybuns.bsky.social @krustybuns]

ideas for the rest of 2024:
• AI simply goes away
•biden and trump both get elected, for comedic purposes, then both die before their term starts, also for comedic purposes
• the housing market crashes
•elon musk goes broke somehow and sells both tesla and twitter

[krustybuns.bsky.social @krustybuns]

sorry is this not hilary duff?

[la bella vita @drugproblem]

It’s actually funny watching people still try to diminish Lindsay Lohan’s comeback by pretending she had so much surgery when in reality she got sober, turned her life around, and had a baby. You can’t replicate this glow even with all the surgery and make up in the world. Seethe

[krustybuns.bsky.social @krustybuns]

@orionvanessa

[krustybuns.bsky.social @krustybuns]

going on a break at work is equivalent to using a survivor immunity idol

[krustybuns.bsky.social @krustybuns]

btw 10 of these 13 tweets were still about the election but managed to use non-political language

[krustybuns.bsky.social @krustybuns]

i muted 200 political words and phrases and my resulting FYP is…13 tweets. twitter could only come up with 13 tweets that didn’t include politics

[krustybuns.bsky.social @krustybuns]

if anyone needs me i will be stoned off my ass for the next 4 years so i would advise against needing me

[krustybuns.bsky.social @krustybuns]

oohHhHhhhoho yea this one felt good 🤤

[krustybuns.bsky.social @krustybuns]

@ColdsireSetup @ilovebee_stings what

[krustybuns.bsky.social @krustybuns]

@mhmmmmmzoe like in a derogatory way or like a cute pet rat way

[hex @millerbiwife]

we need more queer spaces that aren't centered around drinking, they should be centered around meeee everyone should be giving attention to meeeeeee

[krustybuns.bsky.social @krustybuns]

why do these bot accounts tweet like they’re answering a 10th grade essay prompt

[krustybuns.bsky.social @krustybuns]

~brush script mt~

[The Notorious J.O.V. @whotfisjovana]

You’re having a baby but you have to name them after a font. You’re not allowed to called them Arial. What are you going with?

[krustybuns.bsky.social @krustybuns]

why would they ever make this. i can’t think of a less sanitary place for a bottle opener

[krustybuns.bsky.social @krustybuns]

jimmy carter:

[krustybuns.bsky.social @krustybuns]

my hot take is that idgaf about anyone else’s hot takes. i’m on here for memes and earthquake confirmation tweets

[krustybuns.bsky.social @krustybuns]

muting discourse/ragebait/engagement buzzwords is my favorite passtime