Erin Wheeler

[Erin Wheeler @krustykrack]

http://t.co/a4sjAr3QZ7 If you really want to surprise your man during intercourse, die.

[Erin Wheeler @krustykrack]

http://t.co/B17OjWNRrH Twitter. Where people you don't know are better friends than your real friends.

[Erin Wheeler @krustykrack]

My favorite salad is a bunch of different kinds of Doritos mixed together http://t.co/Ztr80Wd5oX

[Erin Wheeler @krustykrack]

My grandma can hold her breath for over sixteen years! http://t.co/nmbcoJh3St

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I bet when you go to hell they make you wear your hair like you did in 5th grade http://t.co/AFiB048xDw

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http://t.co/6m9fxcqUcn I'm writing a horror movie about realizing that I left my phone at home.

[Erin Wheeler @krustykrack]

http://t.co/ZFSVDNHn Dear Customer Service: First of all, you should know that I’m typing this with my middle finger.

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Listen to my hilarious prank call http://t.co/iat8sZ5l

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Listen to my hilarious prank call http://t.co/mubdXbXd

[Erin Wheeler @krustykrack]

Listen to my hilarious prank call http://t.co/u9o3SwfT

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Just laid an egg. Very worried http://t.co/1IUO2XYm

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http://t.co/3a5RA7ki FACT: Once he became a knight, Sir Ian McKellen could only move in an "L"

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Take a look at the Boys' Blow-Out Sale event on zulily today! http://t.co/FcMTTDpj via @zulily

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Wahoo! #WeAreFlatts

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Look! ---> cnbc10home . com

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@WakeUp_Taylor James Spader circa 1985 would make a great Christian.

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@reahsunshine Craigslist

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@reahsunshine together or separately? Either way, yes.

[Erin Wheeler @krustykrack]

@reahsunshine do you need me to Kung Fu somebody? I'll do it.

[Erin Wheeler @krustykrack]

@altgeldshrugged will you be stopping in Minneapolis/St. Paul on your book tour? Pretty please? Me love you long time!