Kirsty Watkins

If you are honest in life, your happiness is real. Trust in yourself. Be happy for this moment, this moment is your life - Omar Khayyam

[Kirsty Watkins @krustyy03]

Procrastinating should be a skill cos I'm a boss at that

[Kirsty Watkins @krustyy03]

@walsallpride are dogs allowed at pride?

[Ben @AFCBEN19_]

Ronaldo just texting his wife mid game

[Kirsty Watkins @krustyy03]

@pawtrack was I supposed to have a we code on my collar box? Because the box is completely white and I can't link my collar for set up

[Kirsty Watkins @krustyy03]

@pawtrack hi I am having issues setting up my collar, ive been waiting half hour and it still hasn't connected

[MR DT @MrDtAFC]

Quite possibly the greatest commentary I have ever heard 😂 https://t.co/siET04RdLR

[LADbible @ladbible]

'My dad's lockdown project everyone...' 😂👏

[James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn @XplodingUnicorn]

5-year-old: My Pop-Tart is too hot!

Me: Wait for it to cool down.

5: But I'm hungry now.

[Kirsty Watkins @krustyy03]

I agree with this

[𝚑𝚒𝚜𝚙𝚊𝚗𝚒𝚌 𝚙𝚒𝚡𝚒𝚎 𝚍𝚛𝚎𝚊𝚖 𝚐𝚒𝚛𝚕 🍉 @mathewrodriguez]

Netflix should have a category called “Tight 90” with movies that are 90 minutes or under

[K. Creek @sgrstk]

Spend too much time romanticizing other alternatives and you'll prevent yourself from finding purpose in your current reality. And, purpose is what fuels a strong mentality. Now, that purpose will be different for everyone, but what's really important is that you find one.

[Kirsty Watkins @krustyy03]

I just ate this and its sickly https://t.co/U2dN6HkmXf

[Kirsty Watkins @krustyy03]

This is amazing

[James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn @XplodingUnicorn]

I moved the Xbox into my bedroom so my wife and I could game and day drink without interruption.

Gave the kids a box of Pop-Tarts and told them to only knock on our door if someone was bleeding or on fire.

Parenting level: subpar.

Apocalypse level: expert.

[K. Creek @sgrstk]

Whether positive or negative, humans LOVE having opinions about each other. Your actions — more importantly, your choices — will always be questioned by those who believe they know better. Even when a choice seems… https://t.co/2LRKkbij3d

[Kirsty Watkins @krustyy03]

@noncunnah Mate I'm going to excercise the shit out of my bike 😂😂😂

[Kirsty Watkins @krustyy03]

@sarahush shes older than us 😍😍😍

[LADbible @ladbible]

'She's 29, but still love the attention' 😁🐱

[Kirsty Watkins @krustyy03]

I get you, kid.

[James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn @XplodingUnicorn]

5-year-old: Do I have to fall in love someday?

Me: No.

5: Good. I have stuff to do.

[LADbible @ladbible]

This little lad mocking his dad's accent will never not be funny 😂😂

[Kirsty Watkins @krustyy03]

@noncunnah Trust me fam, this shit gets dyed every 3 months