Caitlinnnn

Stuff and Things.

[Caitlinnnn @krut16]

I’m just a girl, asking the universe to….COOL THE FUCK DOWN WHY AM I SWEATING ALL OF THE TIME TURN ON THE GOD DAMN AC MY HAIR IS WET FROM SWEAT GOD DAMNIT

[Caitlinnnn @krut16]

Everyone’s all like “Omg must be so nice to have summers off! Jealous of you. I wish that was my life!”
Until I say “If you wanna be a teacher, you’d get those summers off!”
And it is immediately “OMG NO I HATE KIDS THANKS BYE”

[Caitlinnnn @krut16]

@JMNelis @ITweetThingsNow Omg!!! Congratulations!!!

[Caitlinnnn @krut16]

CUTE GHOSTS MAKE ME VERY HAPPY INSIDE.

[Caitlinnnn @krut16]

I really hate how much better I feel after consistently moving my body and drinking water over the past couple of weeks. It’s absolutely the dumbest shit in all the world.

[Caitlinnnn @krut16]

Why does the world insist on keeping people in the dark on how to manage their finances?? When I reach out to people in the office to ask any questions they’re like “YOU ABSOLUTE DUMB BITCH. YOU DONT KNOW WHERE TO FIND THAT INFO??!! HAHAHAH YOURE STUPID I WISH YOU NO LUCK”

[Caitlinnnn @krut16]

“Well, punch my ticket and call me a Turkey” - Me to myself as I’m playing Bejeweled on my phone

[Caitlinnnn @krut16]

@Threach @diannaeanderson I’ve actually watched this!! And it’s not as good as the 24 hour Hallmark channel called “Happy and Friends Christmas” where there’s puppies, cats, and even pigs just hanging out by some Christmas trees and a fire with soothing Christmas tunes playing in the background!!

[Caitlinnnn @krut16]

An Ode:
Well, Yesterday, I miss you already. I felt empowered! I got things ACCOMPLISHED! I planned things OUT that make me happy and even got shit I hate DONE! But, Today, I don’t like you. Frankly, I hate you. And I think I’ll hate Tomorrow, too. Perhaps Next Week will be good.

[Caitlinnnn @krut16]

@SaintOfPenguins Aww thank you!! I appreciate it!!

[Caitlinnnn @krut16]

Until you have been in the middle of a math lesson and a mouse just starts scurrying around the classroom and you have to keep 23 5th graders calm, cool, and collected while still actively teaching - please do not comment on the politics of what teachers do or do not deserve.

[Caitlinnnn @krut16]

@JMNelis @ITweetThingsNow I mean…who’s to say they aren’t? Science? The classification process? How many times do you think scientists actively had a Mourning Dove and Pigeon on a table to cross examine their specific differences?! If it looks like a pigeon, that shit do be a pigeon.

[Caitlinnnn @krut16]

@JMNelis I’m not even lying to you, Taylor was over a couple weeks ago and I was like “Look! The pigeons are in the backyard!” And she was like those absolutely are not pigeons and to be honest…I am still reeling and don’t think I’ll ever recover.

[Caitlinnnn @krut16]

“You gotta spend money to make money” - Me to myself as I buy more and more Halloween Decor.

[Caitlinnnn @krut16]

Last night, my husband suggested that he’s going to get another bidet for the basement toilet.

More specifically, he wants us to be poop buddies, where we poop at the same time in different bathrooms.

Never settle for a partner who won’t be your poop buddy. True love is REAL!💩

[Caitlinnnn @krut16]

Several of my students have complimented my outfits this week and honestly, if the only thing I manage to do as a teacher is show young girls that plus size ladies can still serve looks then I have led a good fucking life.

[Caitlinnnn @krut16]

What in the actual big business fuckery is this?!

[Bethany Hallam @bethanyhallam]

Did I just… get a lifetime @Airbnb booking ban for a 9 year old possession charge?!? 🤯

[Caitlinnnn @krut16]

@emily_with_an_e Husbanditis, they call it!!

[Caitlinnnn @krut16]

My husband had a disease called “selective text reading” where I’ll send him a text and he’ll read 30% of it. Or if I send more than one text in a row, he’ll only read the first and assume he knows everything there is to know. Then, later, when I ask about it he says “lolwhat?”

[Caitlinnnn @krut16]

Me: Has a watch list 5 miles long of well known movies and tv shows I’ve never watched.

Also me: Clicks play on a tv show I’ve never heard of and know nothing about.