Kenneth Ryan James

rookie pelotoner, club volleyball coach, guero cocinero aficionado

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@RepTedLieu Looking sleepy, Ted.

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https://t.co/MaerLcoTQQ @TheJimCornette @GreatBrianLast

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23 years… eh? #StanleyCup #NHL

[John Stossel @JohnStossel]

It's the 20th Anniversary of Al Gore's "An Inconvenient Truth."

NONE of his scary predictions have come true.

Mt. Kilimanjaro still has snow and Glacier National Park still has glaciers.

Here's why we are not doomed:

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@hollyotterbein @AlexThomp Opening silo.

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Should have cooked at ho… oh, wait.

[TMZ @TMZ]

👀 EXCLUSIVE: Spencer Pratt and Heidi Montag dine out amid alleged death threats. https://t.co/JndjxTXOkk

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@marceelias Citation?

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Who wrote the opening for Trace on @foxnews?

Paul Revere pun after the Royal Family already walked into the dinner. And those “Red Coats” on the lawn for first time since War of 1812 are the @usarmy Fife and Drum Corps, who performed for Elizabeth II at her 2007 visit.

Producers need to do better.

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A lot can be said about an @NFL franchise based upon the layout of their #NFLDraft Room. What the hell, @AZCardinals?

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@Rep_Stansbury @RepRaskin It does nothing.

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Here’s one point of view from future visitor to Arkansas. #arpx

[Kamala Harris @KamalaHarris]

We must be clear eyed about what is at stake with the Supreme Court right now. We cannot allow Donald Trump to hand pick one, if not two, additional justices. The nation's highest court must be stopped from becoming even more beholden to him.
https://t.co/RF8GJYwptz

[Kenneth Ryan James @kryanjames]

Kid understands the mission.

[Libs of TikTok @libsoftiktok]

Kid just SMOKED a CNN reporter outside of Artemis II launch:

CNN: "Why do you want to be here?... Why do you love being a part of history?

Kid: "We're going back to the f*cking moon, that's why!" 🤣

[Kenneth Ryan James @kryanjames]

@JoaquinCastrotx Necesitas mejores asistentes, güey.

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BREAKING: @FoxNews reporting @khamenei_ir is pining for the fjords and is an ex-ayatollah.

[Three Year Letterman @3YearLetterman]

Zero SEC championships in the red area

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@BillMelugin_ How many times did he vote DFL?

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Noting that post-lawsuit @23XIRacing put three cars into the top ten at the #Daytona500. @NASCAR

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Wow, could @FOXSports have had a worse audio day for the #Daytona500 ? Whether the commentary was lost in the mix versus nat sound or the bumps, but the post-race interviews sounded like the mic was hooked to a string tied to a soup can.

Had the whole race to fix it too. @NASCARONFOX @NASCAR

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That @budweiserusa commercial was 🔥#SuperBowl

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@AP Why does the OP forgo information from the headline and the lede?