had the cutest server and she goes “i usually allow myself one compliment per table, but i threw that out the window with you and gave you one each time”
I’m honored to say the least
my mom taught me to say “not my circus, not my monkeys” when some crazy shit someone was doing wasn’t my business. but when my friends are doing crazy shit it’s tough. bc I’m like that’s not my circus… but that’s MY monkey