carl bismarck

it is i | land back

[Gram Smoker’s Dracula @chilledspectre]

smoke pot. hallucinate. cut off your friends & family. start making concerning cryptic statements to random people who speak to you. see personalized adds in department store windows. listen to old art bell broadcasts. forget how to dress yourself. develop psychic powers.

[carl bismarck @kryphi]

MY CHILDHOOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Geoff Keighley @geoffkeighley]

The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time -- first trailer!

November 5, 2026.

[simonwestgate @simonwestgate]

u can see how many “artsy” surreal ai videos on ig r trained on it

[Jaz @jj_jov]

Living in the middle of a genocide and she still is talking about PR. And some of y’all haven’t said shit about either. Pussies

[VIA Rail Canada @VIA_Rail]

The Government of Canada has announced a historic $4.7 billion investment for VIA Rail to acquire 313 new passenger rail cars designed and manufactured in Canada. They will renew VIA Rail's long-distance, regional and remote services: https://t.co/abWDAY7rD0

[Krystal Ball @krystalball]

The most consistent theme of conservatism is being completely unable/unwilling to understand how a thing is bad until it happens to you.

[carl bismarck @kryphi]

@destinCONRAD MEEP MEEP!

[₊˚ 🦢・₊ @itsmepspsps]

I genuinely don’t understand how we are supposed to casually process that a glacier literally collapsed in Nepal, erasing 19 bridges and killing over 600 people, because the planet is too hot. And instead of stopping it, billionaires are building more data centres. Psychotic!

[MP Arizona☀️🏳️‍🌈💙🌵🐕🐕‍🦺🫂💦🏜🐟🌴🎙🌎🌻♍️🌊 @AzPetrich]

In a hundred years, after it is far too late, it will seem incomprehensible that we did not simply kill the 35-40 people directly responsible for destroying the planet.

[🎨Artsy M*rxist 🎨 (commissions closed) @ArtsyMarx1st]

thats slavery just to be clear

[Big Nasty ☭ @keepaustinnasty]

They’re stealing from you, G.I.
They don’t care about you, G.I.
Frag your commanding officer, G.I.

[Karl Max 🪶📃 @KarlMaxxed]

if you're shocked to find out any country has hot people, you have deeply rooted racism guiding your opinions.

[carl bismarck @kryphi]

@htxspace_ @CultureCave_ wym nobody had that at this time... it's not real these weren't real people

[Stan Willenbring @StanWillenbring]

As horrible as the Nepal disaster is, that's not the story.
The Himalayan glaciers, source of water for the Asian subcontinent, are collapsing.
Soon, some 2B people will be forced to migrate.
Wherever they show up, they'll be met with machine guns.
The coal mine canary is dead.

[rameen 🐝 @rameenwhile]

I actually cannot think about anything these days except how the only thing separating you from tragedy is luck

[íllen @sk0okum]

Didn’t realize “hacking a dart” was a Canadianism until I said it to an American and got a blank stare back

[Hannah Sampson @hannahbsampson]

This note in the final book from Dolly Parton’s Imagination Library wrecked me last year when my daughter turned 5. Tearing up again reading it now.

[carl bismarck @kryphi]

@NotLordJerms so you can actually just skip past that and nothing will happen to you

[Negus @Marcco__Polo]

this video always factory resets my brain every time i watch it