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[Sweet Anita @sweetanita]

Today I learned that the human anus can stretch up to 7 inches before being damaged. A racoon can fit into a space Less than four inches wide.
If there is a god, why does my aspirin get stick in my throat when I could potentially swallow almost two whole raccoons with my ass?

[memes i found online @internet_posts]

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[Blast Zone: Movies That Bombed @BlastZonePod]

He was a She did
punk ballet

[𝐋𝐨𝐥𝐚 @sshesanangel]

My dream girl is me at my full potential