promootheus

If you don't know me by now, you will never ever know me.

[promootheus @kryptobizarro]

Hey, friends, I moved. This neighborhood keeps getting weirder. Follow me there if you're not a bot or insane.

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[Community @CommunityTV]

currently screaming and crying about daylight savings

stream #Community on @Peacock.

[Aaron Rupar @atrupar]

Trump does the double jerk to the Village People while cosplaying as a garbage man

[Acyn @Acyn]

Michelle Obama: But can someone tell me why we are once again holding Kamala to a higher standard than her opponent? We expect her to be intelligent and articulate.. To prove time and again she belongs. But for trump, we expect nothing at all.

[promootheus @kryptobizarro]

They waited so their announcement wouldn't overshadow Taylor Swift's.

Harris gets Insane Clown Posse's endorsement https://t.co/rGY44DLoUc

[promootheus @kryptobizarro]

Question: America, are you better off than you were for years ago?

Me four years ago: I would give someone $100 for a roll of two-ply toilet paper!

[promootheus @kryptobizarro]

They're eating the cows!

Trump tells child there will be no cows under Harris https://t.co/Zh1K8nRXLa

[promootheus @kryptobizarro]

A day of love... and wasp spray to the eyes.

Man pleads guilty to spraying wasp killer at police, assaulting journalists on Jan. 6 https://t.co/Viy22dmGxT

[promootheus @kryptobizarro]

Thank you, @FoxNews, for being the only outlet in my feed brave enough to write about Wills' "yummy new look."

[Fox News @FoxNews]

Prince William mirrors Prince Harry with shaggy beard as fans go wild for royal's 'yummy new look' https://t.co/KUTDgWgiRn

[promootheus @kryptobizarro]

That's a depressingly low bar.

[CBR @CBR]

"Beetlejuice Beetlejuice is Tim Burton's best in over two decades."

Read CBR's review of #BeetlejuiceBeetlejuice 👇

https://t.co/JvE3V53K8o

[promootheus @kryptobizarro]

Back at the mechanic today. The brakes they installed last week don't work. I'm waiting to see if they stick me with any extra charges.

[promootheus @kryptobizarro]

This mechanic is gonna screw me. I can just feel it.

[promootheus @kryptobizarro]

A wool moth has been spotted inside the costume shop! We're on Defcon 5 now, people!

[promootheus @kryptobizarro]

@normalsexylady I'm paying for YouTube Premium, but my favorite creators have all been trying to shift viewers to a Patreon or direct subscription model. I don't like paying YouTube so it'd be nice if paying the creators directly cost me the same or less.

[promootheus @kryptobizarro]

Aziz in Wonderland, Beads & Trims, Buttons & Trim Expo, Designer Trims, Four Star Trims, Leo's Trimming, M&J Trimming, Perial Co. Inc., The Center for Trims & Buttons, Top Trimming, Zip Up Trim

[promootheus @kryptobizarro]

I'll bet you're all dying to see me list of more names of places to buy trim in the LA fashion district, aren't ya?

[promootheus @kryptobizarro]

I think this cardigan is like my thunder vest.

[promootheus @kryptobizarro]

This afternoon, my job is to attend a three hour long dress rehearsal.