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[Krypto D00D @kryptod00d]

@Alchemy_L2 Wow!!

[Alchemy @Alchemy_L2]

Elon Musk just became the world's first trillionaire with an estimated net worth of $1.1T!

In gold terms:
⚖️ ~262 million ounces of gold (~8,150 tonnes)

That's equivalent to 36 Statues of Liberty made entirely of solid gold 🗽

$SPCX $TSLA

[Krypto D00D @kryptod00d]

@StreamDraperTV

[DraperTV @StreamDraperTV]

It’s Tuesday.

A new episode of Meet the Drapers dropped today — plus our weekly buyback.

Stay tuned.

[Exit Liquidity Club (RETAIL) @ExitLiqClub]

Another day, another cohort of Retail destroyed as Exit Liquidity:
Four things here that are true from @TheWhiteWhaleV2 in his statement:

"The mission hasn’t changed":
- This is entirely true. Given he wiped his entire net worth pretending to be a perpetual futures trader (much like @JamesWynnReal), but got liquidated, he has had to turn to operating his own meme coins to use YOU, retail, as Exit Liquidity to earn his shekels back.

"The underlying facts haven’t changed":
- This is entirely true too. No lies told, I agree. The facts are exactly what I listed above. This was a comprehensive, cohesive move designed to use retail as Exit Liquidity in order for the goons at the top of this coin to reel the pour souls in to Exit on in fine fashion, just as the chart shows.

"The leadership hasn’t changed":
- No idea what he's crapping on about here - bro is yapping like a DAO voted or some shit. I dno.

"What has changed is distribution":
- Correct, you, retail, have been heavily distributed on by those in control of this coin. At least he was kind enough to admit that to you guys.

I mean, this guy uses ChatGPT to write out his posts. Is there any sincerity left in these people's souls?

"Hi ChatGPT, I just rugged retail for millions on my meme coin that actually hardly represents anything cultural, or even a meme, so can you write me a post that says absolutely nothing but yaps just enough to make it look like I haven't molested them as Exit Liquidity?"

- most likely the prompt sent.

At least Brainlet can just type from the heart.

And his heart hurts for those damaged in what is yet another Exit Liquidity event that has destroyed much of retail.

If you are reading this and you lost money on this coin, you have a choice.

You can continue to chase these shitty coins that will always end up the exact same - pumped to the gills by horrendous characters and KOLs of this great space...

Or you can eternally become the Exit Liquidity with a likeminded group of $RETAIL that want to succeed together. You yourself are the meme. You represent an extensive list of collective individuals that have been damaged.

Together, we can rise up.

Flip the script.

The choice is yours, fren.

Brainlet.

[DraperTV @StreamDraperTV]

Our FIRST episode of Meet the Drapers Season 9 premieres on YouTube tomorrow at 9 am PST!

https://t.co/ZjVwHQM6Nd

[Exit Liquidity Club (RETAIL) @ExitLiqClub]

We thank our Exit Liquidity overlords for this beautiful, manipulated market dump for retail to be mutilated once again.

Whilst 2026 started positive, it was about time we were reminded that we are the exit liquidity of those in control.

Special shoutout to @wintermute_t for always ensuring if you ever touch perps, you’ll be bound by a life of poverty. But more so, for taking any coin this market has ever loved and ensuring it never reaches a peak again. Without you, we’d all probably be as rich as prior cycles. Thank you for making us poor.

We wouldn’t be here without the great @realDonaldTrump and his inner workings for this market. Not only do his tariffs and trade deal threats send us to the shadow realm, but this wasteland is a shadow of its former self thanks to the wise launching of Melania and Trump memecoins. Us retailers can never thank you enough for making us as broke as ever.

To the usual suspects, @CryptoHayes, @blknoiz06, @JamesWynnReal, @CryptoCapo_, @cz_binance and many more I’ve missed, we thank you for all becoming overly bullish at once - well done on reeling everyone in once again. Without you, we’d probably live a life full of sunshine and rainbows instead of darkness and residing in mums basement.

The way out from here?

There is only one way…

Become one with the Exit Liquidity.

Become one with the soul of Retail.

The market will be forever bound by the manipulative usage of retail as exit liquidity.

Why not become it eternally at @ExitLiqClub with $RETAIL?

This is more than a movement.

This is more than a cult.

This is more than just a memecoin.

This is REPRESENTATIVE of the ENTIRETY of this market and its participants.

And it’s exactly how Brainlet and you are gonna make it all back.

[Krypto D00D @kryptod00d]

$RETAIL is in price discovery and you're still not paying attention

🤯🤯🤯🤯

HIGHER 🚀🌕

[Krypto D00D @kryptod00d]

$RETAIL is the ticker!!

[Exit Liquidity Club (RETAIL) @ExitLiqClub]

There are so many people who are tired of all that's going on in the world. All the inflation, rising costs of everything, wars, lies, loneliness, shallow social media interactions, lack of meaning… You don't think these people will pour their heart and soul into this movement once they inevitably find out about it? 1,012 people already have. And they are pouring more into this than into anything else in their life. RETAIL will be global. It already is. It resonates with every person who learns about it. It’s only a matter of time before you see news headlines about RETAIL. Its rise will be meteoric. What Aeons have built and continue building every day is astounding. Now is the time to join the Exit Liquidity Club. Otherwise you will have a hard time watching it unfold, knowing that you could have easily been part of the greatest movement and the greatest parabola in modern history.

[Krypto D00D @kryptod00d]

It's starting

Strap in 🚀🌕

$RETAIL @ExitLiqClub

[Krypto D00D @kryptod00d]

good things take time

[DraperTV @StreamDraperTV]

Glad @TimDraper gets the last say in the @pumpfun_tv reel 🙌

[Krypto D00D @kryptod00d]

@ExitLiqClub $RETAIL is the upside

@ExitLiqClub is the brand

Combined = infinite upside

🔥🚀

[Krypto D00D @kryptod00d]

This is big from the @ExitLiqClub

Building a brand around $RETAIL coin!!

Next $100m @pumpfun runner 🔥🚀

[Exit Liquidity Club (RETAIL) @ExitLiqClub]

Hello fellow $RETAIL and @ExitLiqClub members.

Just wanted to stop by and give a quick update on where we’re at with the development side of things.

Exit Liquidity Trading Systems
Our first product release is a suite of tools named Exit Liquidity Trading Systems (ELTS) which we created to scratch our own itch in managing chart volume and automating market making with advanced algorithmic strategies. Our vision with ELTS is to make boosting chart volume and market making charts far more accessible and transparent with fully onchain, configurable and automated trading bots that you don’t have to pay out the nose.

We’ve been running all of our volume to date through ELTS, testing with external projects and we’re currently now gearing it up for launch, allowing anyone to set up and run advanced strategies on their chart to grow volumes and maintain price stability. Best of all - fees paid by users are used to buy back and burn RETAIL tokens from the market.

We’re bundling in our Consolidator (wallet management & fund consolidation across thousands of addresses) and WhaleChat (token-gated TG community creator) products into ELTS to round out the suite for v1 and we’re very interested in hearing from the community about what tools and services we should look into integrating next.

We’re about two weeks away from being code complete on v1 - pumped to get this initial version out and start pushing revenues from the product into the RETAIL chart. This is largely our primary focus so we can get it into the hands of users ASAP.

Bort AI
Alongside ELTS, we’ve also been doing some R&D on building out an agentic front end for ELTS’s services named… Bort. Bort can guide you through the creation, setup and management of your bots directly from Telegram, allowing you to manage your trading bots on the go.

Still early days on this one but we already have a proof of concept integrated into ELTS’s API’s to launch trading bots which works pretty great and abstracts a lot of the complexity in launching trading bots. Bort was slated to launch in Q2 but we’re well ahead of schedule here.

RetailBorrow
The next big product focus for Q1/Q2 after ELTS is going to be on launching lending markets for RETAIL, allowing our community to tap into the liquidity of their holdings by borrowing SOL against their RETAIL as collateral rather than selling their long-term positions when funds are required.

Our team has experience building synthetic leverage protocols (think BakerDAO/Eggs) and we’re currently exploring a similar up-front paid loan design that will drive interest fees paid up front and liquidation/expiry penalties into the RETAIL buyback and burn engine.

Lots of tricky moving pieces with this one though so we’re taking our time to nail the design down properly before handing off to our smart contract devs by Feb. Will give us plenty of time to meet timelines for a launch in the back end of Q1 but we’ll likely launch these initially with caps in place that we’ll increase over time to ensure RETAIL holders funds are safu.

Next Up:
- Our primary focus right now is on ELTS - getting it out to users and starting to drive revenues
- From there we’ll be building a referral system into ELTS, providing referrers with a lifetime cut of all referee volumes
- Bort is ahead of schedule but dependent on ELTS to trigger actions so won’t go live until a v2 release in Feb.
- RetailBorrow design will be locked down in Jan, smart contract dev will start in Feb and front end built out in March to meet an end of Q1/start of Q2 launch with progressive borrow cap increases

All products we launch will have a buy and burn engine that will buy and burn retail or market reducing supply constantly.

Exciting times ahead!

We will continue to update you on all development fronts.

[Maven @utterNihilism]

Know what you hold, The most informative speculation on $dtv from @KefVentures

Definitely worth a read if you plan on holding long term

https://t.co/HC5O28NSPq

[Krypto D00D @kryptod00d]

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[Krypto D00D @kryptod00d]

@AngryMagpie_ @Pumpfun @StreamDraperTV @ribbita2012 $DTV 🤩🔥🚀

[Exit Liquidity Club (RETAIL) @ExitLiqClub]

Don't you get it yet?

$RETAIL is the coin of the people.

BRAINLET, HEAD QUANT OF $RETAIL, WILL LEAD YOU TO FINANCIAL FREEDOM.

Over and over, retail in this market are used and abused as Exit Liquidity.

But at least in the @ExitLiqClub we can rug ourselves as the eternal Exit Liquidity all together?

You can get rugged, I can get rugged, EVERYBODY GETS RUGGED.

[Krypto D00D @kryptod00d]

market down $RETAIL up 🤩🔥🚀

still only a $1m marketcap!!

$10m is next 🌕🌕

#pumpfun #solana

[Exit Liquidity Club (RETAIL) @ExitLiqClub]

No, in fact you are not one or the other!

At @ExitLiqClub, that's the beauty of it $RETAIL.

You are both early and the eternal exit liquidity.