Krypto Laura

“You know I’ve been complaining very strongly.”

[Sound Dobad @SoundDobad]

As requested by Hunter, I have made the appropriate edits.

[Hunter Biden @HunterBiden]

Wait…Did he just say checkered past ? I’m 28 felonies, 6 bankruptcies, and an Epstein bromance short of his checkered past.

[Wu Tang is for the Children @WUTangKids]

Hunter Biden is killing it out here 🤣💀

[Governor Newsom Press Office @GovPressOffice]

DOZY DON IS BACK (HE NEVER LEFT)

[Jesus Chrysler @JesusChryslerII]

😂🤘

[Hunter Biden @HunterBiden]

@Kenneth_Belkin Do I look like I’m a part of the elite oligarch class. This was taken at a super 8 motel off I95 by the way.

[Aes🇺🇸 @AesPolitics1]

Dude is just cooking these people so hard..🤣

[MeidasTouch @MeidasTouch]

Trump dozes off as U.S. Environmental Protection Agency (EPA) Administrator Lee Zeldin delivers remarks to reporters in the Oval Office at the White House in Washington, D.C., U.S., June 4, 2026. REUTERS/Jonathan Ernst

[Harry Sisson @harryjsisson]

Trump is passed out in the Oval Office right now. 25TH AMENDMENT NOW!

[Phoebe Skates ™ @katelykeanon]

Happy Pride Month MAGA

[Polymarket @Polymarket]

NEW: Fidelity lowers the minimum account requirement for the SpaceX IPO from as high as $500,000 to just $2,000.

[Krypto Laura @kryptolaura2]

@elonmusk Murder podcast industry will sue

[Mykhaïlo Golub @golub]

Trump’s dementia is making him gay

[Barchart @Barchart]

BREAKING 🚨: U.S. Housing Market

Home Sellers have given up as 5.8% of listings were pulled in April, the fastest pace since the Covid shutdown in March 2020 🤯👀

[Michael Saylor @saylor]

Capital markets are funding the AI buildout at historic scale: ~$400B over 6 months. Bitcoin ETFs have seen ~$4B of outflows since May 14, pressuring $BTC. This is a capital rotation, not a Bitcoin impairment. Volatility creates opportunity.

[Financelot @FinanceLancelot]

BREAKING: Elon Musk has reportedly set the SpaceX $SPCX IPO price at $135 per share

Total shares offered will be 555,600,000
IPO size $75 billion
Fully diluted SpaceX valuation $1.75 trillion
Shares begin trading June 12

An official statement will be released after market close in the next 2 hours.

[Perlina Trump @perlinaino]

Do you agree with Elon Musk’s mom Maye Musk?

[Hunter Biden 2028 @HunterFor2028]

JOE ROGAN ENDORSES HUNTER BIDEN FOR PRESIDENT 👀

[Three Year Letterman @3YearLetterman]

Oh fuck yes