🇵🇸ع قلبي

pathological people pleaser

[k @localdrain]

mom be like "i had you when i was just 33" lol i had you when i was 0

[Demi MD 🇺🇸 @DemiLuxe1]

There’s something about late August and early September that makes you want to get your act together

[psithurízō ♱ @omniscientiasco]

Let a man speak about himself uninterrupted for thirty minutes and his brain will begin filing the experience under ‘rare emotional intimacy’ and suddenly he’s convinced he likes you

[kaي🍓 @kaipirateflower]

kuwaitis cooked with the word امبيه like omfg its so good

[clifford carmichael @former_gcup]

It’s Have Insane Dreams August are you having insane dreams

[Fermione @chaquetumate]

Todo viene con pistacho o con IA

[jelly_fish_456 @astral444444444]

you’ve been using my vocal stims with other people haven’t you

[cav empty @cavempty_]

whatever maxxing

[nadiaᵎᵎ @purplehyasynth]

“damn your hands are hairy like men”
if being hairy was a male thing in humans, then why are you bald my dude

[Fab @fbnhrnz]

Una alumna me preguntó cuál era el lore (historia clínica) de un paciente

[femiiiiii. @femiiiszn]

my age is news to me every single time i remember.

[ؘ @hildsbrach]

ainda bem que existe a hipocrisia pra eu poder fazer hoje o que eu critiquei ontem

[👸 @escapetomarss_]

anytime a man communicates properly,i know somebody else suffered for that character development

[fbi agent @fbi_agent_fatti]

2 friends got married. One asked for 70k as a mehr and the other asked for a cat. Both got cheated on but one got 70k out of the marriage.

[ame˙⋆✮ @v3lvetbunni]

what doesn’t kill you only wants to be friends but more than friends but less than lovers but not a situationship

[🇵🇸ع قلبي @kryptonitedoozy]

supermarket of yearning and impending doom

[🇵🇸ع قلبي @kryptonitedoozy]

at my local supermarket in amman and they're playing chasing cars..