krysia

[kesha @KeshaRose]

Stop using my music, perverts @WhiteHouse

[cat ❤️‍🔥 @calemakarma]

genuinely have never seen a group of uglier men in my life

[kesha @KeshaRose]

WAKE UP IN THE MORNING LIKE FUCK P DIDDY

[sarah @sablaah]

let’s all go stand around together at 2pm tomorrow, too. that was fun

[megan @chismosavirus]

should i get an oil change this week or 5 matcha lattes

[Matt🇨🇴🇺🇸 @pericopapiii]

Spending $250 on shoes when yo pillow look like a tea bag is crazy.

[first ethical space cowboy @cowboybecsbop]

“are you fucking stupid?”

me:

[抱きしめる @F41rygirl]

me when a mechanic is talking to me

[PYPER🍒 @pyperxox]

Me behind him after he jus told me to chill out:

[parker lyons @tweetsbyparker]

my mom: “please don’t rile up the dogs when we get home”

me as soon as i see the dogs:

[IG: closedapp @ih8rts]

my guardian angel after their shift with me

[krysia @krysiachicko]

Yeti ppl when the ice melts

[Christian @districtlazo]

Who gave the queen a Popeyes biscuit with no drink?

[IcyHot Patch @Icy_hotpatch]

Sorry I can't hang out I have to itch the mosquito bite on my ankle until I reach bone

[krysia @krysiachicko]

Roger that

[CN Tower / Tour CN @TourCNTower]

Tonight the #CNTower will be lit orange for International Day for the Elimination of Violence Against Women / Ce soir la #TourCN sera illuminée en orange pour la Journée internationale pour l'élimination de la violence à l'égard des femmes

[Jay Swingler @JaySwingler]

buying 3 people who like this tweet an Air Conditioner, not even playing

[Jai Nice @Jai_Not_Nice]

Celebrate yourself nobody knows what it takes to be you

[krysia @krysiachicko]

If you get married to a someone named marry you are literally married