KrystalMaria

just a funny girl doing her ting 🦂

[KrystalMaria @krysserdinsky]

If you wanna see my work in this lovely magazine it’s drop down number 5 to order https://t.co/evlMiB27gw

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@ChipotleTweets what the hell is this? Massive slices of uncooked bell pepper instead of the fajita veggies… do better

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@huskygenes This is legit my schedule and I like it that way

[SZA @sza]

I jus be shaking ass through the pain .

[KrystalMaria @krysserdinsky]

Im kinda realizing I may have really had an ED my entire life and I’m just recognizing it now … honestly the power of shifting your mindset is crazy. Bc to me then, I didn’t even know bc that was my normal.🥴

[KrystalMaria @krysserdinsky]

Anyone else want @ziwe to host snl tho ?

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@koenigonthecob THIS FIT 🔥

[KrystalMaria @krysserdinsky]

If you walk into my space and don’t say wow it smells of pachouli I’m making you walk out and walk back in again until you mention it

[SZA @sza]

I came to warn U imma do what I want .

[KrystalMaria @krysserdinsky]

Anyone wanna send me $400 so I can start my spring summer wardrobe fund bc I need to stay

[KrystalMaria @krysserdinsky]

@spelldawg84 But you are

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@spelldawg84 Mrs. Kotch

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Book and tea before I try to sleep...who the fuck am I?

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I just want another season of curb

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@koenigonthecob Just 👏🏽 sand 👏🏽 and stain 👏🏽

[KrystalMaria @krysserdinsky]

Bruh someone get me on the bachelor just to troll mean girl bimbos

[KrystalMaria @krysserdinsky]

@sza All I know is, I am also going thru it girl

[KrystalMaria @krysserdinsky]

The universe really killing me

[KrystalMaria @krysserdinsky]

@koenigonthecob That makes zerooooo sense

[KrystalMaria @krysserdinsky]

@koenigonthecob I alwayyyys do mine myself

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@koenigonthecob Text me!