latigresa

[‏ً @itsnwts]

HOT TAKE: Someone said “this is the first time in history women are dating men for their character. And that's why no one is dating.” and she was right.

[Nasty Poet @nxstypxet]

mac miller le escribió una canción a ariana grande d lo mágica q era su vagina y ustedes llorando por cualquier marihuano

[ຸ @fvckfemi_]

randomly feeling the soul tie from the person you're no longer in contact with

[hot like piss🌱 @rockybiiitch]

First base: raw sex
Second base: telling you about my mental illness
Third base: a kiss in public
Fourth base: introducing you to my friends

[Anvi🍒 @anvixox]

"We regret to inform you"

You will regret you informed me 😭

[latigresa @krystalizedddd]

🤭

[Mamello🧚🏽‍♀️ @MelloFelicia1]

and for the lady, perhaps a handsome man with a healthy obsession for her, who takes initiative, and is tall enough to reach the top shelf

[mssexxyirl @mssexxyirl]

ever since i was a little girl i’ve always known i wanted to be a woman with a lot of money when i grew up

[Stunna ⛧ @wentsickomode]

Yes that’s why i never wanna hear that shit about “my grandma and grandad were together forever/marriages used to last” YEAH GRANNY WASNT ALLOWED TO HAVE A SAVINGS ACCOUNT OR GET AN APARTMENT ON HER OWN. SHE WAS A PRISNA!

[eliz @eliza___v]

Me, hitting ‘notify anyway’:

[Chris @iamchriscorooo]

thank u mom for making me so sexy crazy beautiful and funny

[valentine @valawakened]

being tipsy with someone you're in love with and dancing and laughing to music you both love is actually unparalleled and i don't know if there's a greater feeling

[ℋ𝒶𝒾𝓁𝑒𝓎 @Am_hailey]

her titties make the pain go away that's a perky set

[annika christy @kingkrabbyp]

I fucking love gambling in Vegas

[Esluva 🎀 @Vesper_2005]

ever since i was a little girl i knew no man could ever tell me what the fuck to do

[sammm ☆ @onlysammms]

when i say i like nerds i mean actual intelligent men who can solve problems and not losers obsessed with harry potter

[Nicki 🫧🪷 @nickimoraa]

Women will literally say 'idk maybe I'm just crazy' right before accurately predicting a sequence of events with 100% psychic precision.

[𝔹𝕀𝔾 𝕃𝕀𝔹ℝ𝔸 ✨ @venusianhunty]

Im not american im californian theres a difference

[S.🎧 @1ssve]

I lowkey love when unserious people have serious jobs. It’s the duality for me.

[le.hl @0xleegenz]

I can't believe human were gifted a planet with full of trees, fruit, water, animals and sunshine and then they invented debt, capitalism and war

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

Imagine hating me while I analyze the sociocultural context you grew up in to understand why you’re such a horrible person.