krisMFcusi

ut austin | akdphi

[Koala Puffs @koalapuffss]

Breakfast for Stoners:

[krisMFcusi @krystallc_]

Start up’s gonna start dropping like flies

[Youngwiz @younwimMn]

Some naruto characters and their celebrities look alike in my opinion (a thread🧵)

Orochimaru and Melanie Trump💀💀

[krisMFcusi @krystallc_]

mf said I’m a street pharmacist 😭

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@v12v0 THANK YOU >.<

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I switched career paths so late I was scared I was gonna graduate jobless but BITCH I GOT A JOB OFFER AND ANOTHER INTERVIEW for a UX/UI position 🥹🫶🏼

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@jessalynnreyess Been waiting for this lemme sleep over 🏃🏻‍♀️

[jess @jessalynnreyess]

this is my occasional appearance to say i miss @krystallc_

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I lost my graduation stole pls i havent even taken pics yet

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@ArnavChamkur Magandang gabi!

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Arnav keeps sending me filipino tiktoks HELP

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@jessalynnreyess I wish to sleepover at my roomies place again 🤩

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Only good thing about getting my period is the cravings n munchies

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My parents bait me into coming home by telling me a package i ordered came in

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I just burped and tasted tequila from last night 🤢

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@jessalynnreyess Then why did u rt it 😐 Yah shut up

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Sp21 as a whole just out of pocket 😭

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Fuck you bitches clowning me “ew u watch japanese cartoons?” Back in hs NOW LOOK AT YALL obsessing over naked deformed titans foh 😭😭

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I sneezed so hard i think i ruptured my uterus

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I got a bouquet of sashimi best holiday ever