😷akaKrystelle😷

WoW player, blogger, book lover and occasional podcaster. Hopelessly addicted to planners and nostalgia. Occasionally an Iggle.

[😷akaKrystelle😷 @krystellemt]

Hug your people. Love on them. Say nice things when leaving them. You never know if its the last time you'll get to do those things.

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Is anyone still here? I only opened the app because the notification wouldn’t clear off my screen. #MyXAnniversary

[Satan @s8n]

yours souls are depressing i don’t want them anymore

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Men are trash. That’s all. Merry Christmas.🎄

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My crush is moving away. I feel irrationally devastated.

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Marriage. Won’t be doing that again.

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Still obsessing over the fact that of course I see my crush to end all crushes on a day when I look like total shit. Why does the universe hate me so much???

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People really buy worn panties from people online? And they get charged extra for things like sleeping or working out in them. I can do that. I’m okay looking enough- anyone want to buy mine? Life circumstances have me desperately needing money.

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I’m pretty sure @nurxapp is a huge scam. They take your $15 “assessment fee�� and then fall off the face of the earth. 0/10 don’t recommend.

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I am too old for crushes. But here I am- having a crush. An unrequited one no less. Nothing to kill your already shattered self esteem like finally feeling something again and….yeah.

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I have spent this first half of the year trying to move beyond my 31lb weight loss with no results. Why can’t I lose anymore weight? I need to lose more weight!!

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@eclectic_zebra_ Congratulations 🍾🎉

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@xxXDezplayzXxx @geekgirlpenpals Those were my favorites!

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I always imagined that when I got a black cat I would name it Salem (or Binx) and that would be that. But my daughter named her Luna so here we are 🖤

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It’s my birthday today. Happy to be here, but not having the best time. Life sure does love to throw shit. I’m super over it though. Maybe this will finally be my year 🤷🏻‍♀️😒

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I hate today so much that my face has broken out into a stress rash. It’s ugly and just adds to how much I hate today and really just everything right now.

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That 49ers/Cowboys game was wild. What a shitty way to end a game lol.

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I used to really like @OldNavy clothes- but ever since they started that Bod Equality stuff, their clothes have changed into the most ill fitting things. Especially the pants. So disappointed.

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And no- I don’t have COVID, I’m just regular sick. Or vanilla sick, as a friend called it.

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Awkward is when you go to urgent care to talk about your nasty COVID symptoms and the PA is a guy you had a crush on in high school. Who remembers you.