me: how about this food?
my stomach: no
me: okay how about this?
my stomach: hahahahaha no
me: ok fine i won’t eat
my stomach: lol that won’t work either
just because i hold you at an arm’s length doesn’t mean we have beef or i have a problem with you, i’ve just seen the messes you’re always in & i’m not gonna give you the chance to drag me into that