krys.star

Professional Trouble Maker

[krys.star @krystle_star]

@waze What’s up with routing lately? The only route you have is 2h15min when Google Maps shows 1h45min one with fewer tolls? 30min and $15 wasted

[krys.star @krystle_star]

Why does my car look like every car at Applebees when I had to pee?

[krys.star @krystle_star]

Life past 40 is internally screaming “I need pants and… what do I need”

[krys.star @krystle_star]

@ChipotleTweets My order was missing three ingredients, including guac 🥑 , and your chat bot thinks a guac credit in the app is good enough. It’s not.

[krys.star @krystle_star]

Do you ever find extreme comfort in your doorframe?
That’s how I feel right now

[krys.star @krystle_star]

I can’t cook family dinner recipes from my childhood for my boo, cuz we’d both instantly develop high blood pressure 😂 #americanfood

[ShutDownDC @ShutDown_DC]

TUESDAY at DOJ: Join us for a demonstration in solidarity with Atlanta forest defenders, whose rights are being violated by Georgia law enforcement and the local injustice system. Read more here: https://t.co/YysGEXb37b #StopCopCity

[Nikita S @singareddynm]

The boys in Brooklyn could only hope for this level of drip

[krys.star @krystle_star]

@nypost Transphobic Twitter is out in full force today

[Democracy Now! @democracynow]

People attending a music festival opposing Atlanta's "Cop City" have been held in jail for nearly 20 days. Yesterday, the majority of them were denied bond.

@micahinATL gives the latest update on the Stop Cop City movement, including these "political prosecutions."

[UNICORN RIOT @UR_Ninja]

Judge Davis may have had a major conflict when ruling re: #StopCopCity: https://t.co/AtAVxG5er5

Public docs & @UGASchoolofLaw records indicate her husband is a Principal attorney at @KPMG - a firm helping lead the Atlanta Police Foundation (APF). APF is building 'Cop City.'

[National Park Service @NatlParkService]

Did you know if you hold an ermine up to your ear, you can hear what it’s like to be attacked by an ermine?

[krys.star @krystle_star]

Capitalism without protection is not capitalism - it’s extortion, it’s exploitation.

[birdsrightsactivist @ProBirdRights]

if u give me this power i will use it 2 make the website a hell. u will suffer andd i will keep typin an goin "yes.; yess."

[President Biden Archived @POTUS46Archive]

Moments ago I spoke to Brittney Griner.

She is safe.
She is on a plane.
She is on her way home.

[krys.star @krystle_star]

It may be useless to cry over spilled milk, but it’s okay to cry over spilled customized shampoo

[Blue Ivy’s Sunglasses @KingLouie8th]

If anyone needs a little motivation today, call [phone].

It’s a school project where kindergarteners give you a pep talk.

It’s so cute 🥹😅. And it’s automated!

[krys.star @krystle_star]

Walking to the beach in a clay mask at night, channeling Mom’s energy like “You’re not here to impress anyone.”

[krys.star @krystle_star]

@185668232 Or maybe they’ve given all that they can to people who treat them badly. Maybe they aren’t even activists anymore for this reason.

[krys.star @krystle_star]

I spilled my #pumpkinspice latte, and now a bunch of ants are making brunch plans and doing yoga.