Christie Ritten

Mostly comedy, politics, and #PostcardsToVoters... she/her

[Christie Ritten @krystolle]

My new library @NMDLibrary in IL is in crisis. Right-wing board members are trying to slash services and staff compensation in the name of "fiscal responsibility," while hand-picking their friends as unqualified, overpaid consultants. #SaveNilesLibrary

[Book Riot @BookRiot]

Support your local library. It might really need it. https://t.co/KLh794yniM

[Christie Ritten @krystolle]

@doughboyspod @MikeHanford Hanford, I had this stuck in my head for a full day. The mf replacement 👩‍🍳💋

[i can be your long lost pal @PallaviGunalan]

politicians rn:

[Christie Ritten @krystolle]

@charles_gaba Just so you know, re. asterisks:
https://t.co/mU30ifSqip

[T. Ryan Gregory 🇨🇦 @TRyanGregory]

Am I the only one who thinks it's a cop-out to only blame anti-vaxxers for measles, and not the infectious disease docs, virologists, epidemiologists, immunologists, and media who spent the last several years minimizing viral disease and implying that kids need to get infected?

[Christie Ritten @krystolle]

Urge the CDC to Listen to Frontline Health Care Workers and Patients! https://t.co/gXP7ONaZFH

[Zara Rahim @ZaraRahim]

the twilight zone

[Mehdi Hasan @mehdirhasan]

Head of Amnesty International

[Bradford Pearson @BradfordPearson]

Had a dream last night where I was eating some kind of Reba McEntire-endorsed dip but the picture on the jar was just Angela Lansbury in a bright red wig, and every time I pointed it out people said "no, that's Reba McEntire." What do you make of that one, Dr Freud

[Christie Ritten @krystolle]

Done! Join me in submitting comments TODAY!

Topic: Comment on HICPAC Guidelines

I write to urge HICPAC to make more stringent recommendations to prevent aerosol transmissible diseases in healthcare settings. I support the People’s CDC statement here: https://t.co/i67oOmK9pk

[People's CDC @PeoplesCDC]

The @CDCgov HICPAC finished meeting this week and failed to ensure the highest levels of protection against COVID. Reminder to submit a written comment by November 6th. Submit your comments via email to [email protected] today! Here is the statement we sent: https://t.co/yGV3dkag2X

[Christie Ritten @krystolle]

Horrific

[Jezebel @Jezebel]

Pregnant Women in Gaza Are Undergoing C-Sections Without Anesthesia as Humanitarian Crisis Worsens https://t.co/Odiz3Eo0vM

[The Onion @TheOnion]

Gazan Refreshed After Taking Weekend To Unplug From News https://t.co/9OtqllUVOQ

[Christie Ritten @krystolle]

@brianjoralvarez broke the internet

[Christie Ritten @krystolle]

@Neoavatara @charles_gaba @AOC AOC RTd this yesterday. Be serious.
https://t.co/6dOPuroZYK

[Mehdi Hasan @mehdirhasan]

Taking hostages is a clear and undeniable war crime. Taking kids as hostages is particularly abhorrent. Hamas, for moral and not just strategic reasons, must release the hostages.

[Sam Iden @SamIden1]

@PFTompkins rendition of sitting @brianjoralvarez

[Karen Attiah @KarenAttiah]

My latest. I had to say this.

We cannot stand by and watch Israel commit atrocities https://t.co/8RhgLlmm5D

[The Debt Collective 🟥 @StrikeDebt]

There has never been an organized way for borrowers to file an application directly with the Department of Education and request student debt relief.

But now there is! Go to https://t.co/UZC2qstjs9 and file an application today. New video:

[the log lady's log 🪵 @estherannaa]

this one's for all the seasonal affective disorder girlies 🫡

[Jeff Eisenband @JeffEisenband]

@nyjets Kendall seeing everyone at the game so obsessed with Taylor Swift

[jourdain searles @judysquirrels]

guys, if i do a gofundme will y’all be cool about it? i really just can’t deal with any (gestures vaguely) nonsense i’m just trying to make it through the end of the year and i’m out of options.

[Brian Jordan Alvarez @brianjoralvarez]

you deserve to sit