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[Christianne @Krysty_Ann]

"The beauty of an incompetent government is that the people know they have to fend for themselves".

- Denny Crane (Boston Legal).

[▫️ 𝕿𝖍𝖊 𝖀𝖈𝖍𝖊 𝕸𝖔𝖗𝖉𝖎♥ ▫️ @Iam_uchemordi]

Then there’s me. Raised by Enid Blyton.

[Alex Onyia @winexviv]

Over 30,000 children have already registered for the 2027 South East Maths Olympiad.

We will be unlocking a new set of exceptional students and teachers.

They all need our support to reach the heights of their greatness.

Education equals prosperity.

[Alex Onyia @winexviv]

We made the South East Maths Olympiad open for every child irrespective of nationality or tribe to participate.

Living or schooling in the South East is the only qualification.

Registration is free to give every child opportunity to participate and experience greatness.

[Alex Onyia @winexviv]

I took the boys and teachers to the Italian Parliament building in Rome, which is equivalent to the National Assembly in Nigeria.

The boys asked why everyone was walking freely and why the police were being so nice to us.

I told them that what you see in Nigerian government offices is Third World behavior.

If you’re leading your people well, nobody will want to kill you.

[Alex Onyia @winexviv]

The 3 wise men from the East.

[Ebibaby @Ebibabyy]

LinkedIn can be so damn inspiring. My goodness!

[Fido Dido 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸 @ObaOjude59416]

As if we are all entitled to romantic love.

[Abiodun @bin_gbada]

How do I tell people that Prince Adeyemi’s case with Gbaja is a tip of the iceberg in our federal budget?

The National commission for the Almajiri and Out of School Children Education situated in Abuja will spend 1,400,000,000 ($1.1m) on “Rehabilitation & Construction of Obasanjo-Itele Road & Idogo Township road” in faraway Ogun state”

🤦🏽‍♂️

[oseni rufai @ruffydfire]

God see my heart that all my fight for the lack of due process has been vindicated with the EIA resort that was only completed 1 month before the coastal road was commissioned

The EIA further said the coastal road will cause flooding!

[Nonconformist @_nonconformist1]

All of una for that Aso Rock are mad!!! Stack raving mad!!

You think this is Lagos??

[Kalu Aja @FinPlanKaluAja1]

Had office in FEDERAL secretariat
Had allocation in FEDERAL budget
Met with FEDERAL officials, including the EFCC
Even had CBN account

but......

[Jaafar Jaafar @JaafarSJaafar]

This man (Prince Adeniyi Matthew) created a fake government agency called Presidential Foreign Intervention Promotion Council, appointed himself as DG, secured office space at the Federal Secretariat, opened a CBN account in its name, got N1,302,978,784 allocation in 2026 budget, summoned ambassadors to meetings, held strategic sessions with ministers, and even represented Nigeria at international conferences.

The audacity is almost unbelievable. Nigeria never runs short of ‘yan iska.

[Christianne @Krysty_Ann]

No sense of decorum, propriety or composure for your age and the office you occupy.

Na wa!!!

[Tokunbo Wahab @tokunbo_wahab]

We sincerely apologize.

[Christianne @Krysty_Ann]

Pink Tea!!!

Love it for me.

[4TL @theloveofshay]

everyone needs to be kinder to strangers because it’s fucking up the collective, a man just asked for my number because i told him to have a good day like

[27. @dimvji]

having an intrusive thought and shaking my head to show the mind readers i don't approve

[stache X. @ElStachioo]

Having spent most of my life around Nigerians, I’m convinced that prolonged exposure to the average Nigerian on a daily basis is a net negative for your mental health.

[Christianne @Krysty_Ann]

This Country no real...

Kai!!!

[Ayobola Adebowale @YourBabysDoctor]

A teenage girl had a mass growing out of her vagina. The father in his infinite mercy started cutting it off; each time it grew out, he would take a dagger and cut it off.
When they got tired of cutting, he brought her to the hospital. Turned out to be cancer.