@xgigglypuff I will eat a pot roast in the middle of July in the sweltering heat and not even bat an eye. You cannot tell me this is “winter food”. It is a gift from the gods and I will enjoy it thoroughly.
@sorryimjessica Ask them if you can add a passcode to your file that they can only provide information over the phone if they are given the correct password.
Old boss: listen, I’m sorry your mom’s sick but you really need to be focusing on work and trying harder. Your work quality is slipping.
New boss: you want to take three weeks off over the holidays to go to Europe? Sure. Let me know when you buy tickets. Proud of you.
I just heard the service supervisor at work answer a technicians questions with “well maybe if you actually worked” and I have never had to try so hard not to laugh in an inappropriate situation.
I’m wearing pants that haven’t fit in two years, I’m buying a new car today, and I have the best support system. All of the other hard things don’t matter right now.
Nickelodeon I am asking you to remove the scene on Zoey 101 where I am sexualized as a child. Where Dan Schneider took part in creating a scene where I say “this shirt makes me look chesty”. I would also like the scene where I say “how do we get these boobs” to also be removed.
Republicans outlawed ending a pregnancy.
Now they’re outlawing starting a pregnancy through IVF.
It was never about “babies.”
It was always about controlling women.
Listening to the guys on the two ways at work is both terrifying and hilarious. I never know what it’s going to look like in the equipment yard at the end of the day, but the things I hear on the radio always make it interesting
@BevSmithWrites@Shinywoman13 Celine has a no contact clause due to her stiff person syndrome, although I’m sure a lot of it was excitement, I’m sure Taylor was also made aware that she should not touch Celine without confirming it was okay with the artist first.
I’ve been a football fan for my entire life, and chiefs fan for as long as my bf and I have been together. Nothing brings me more joy than calling Travis “Taylor’s boyfriend” and watching said bf lose his mind like he has forgotten the first two facts!😂
girlhood is rooting for the chiefs not necessarily cuz they’re your favorite team but because you want to see grown men throwing tantrums over hearing about Taylor Swift during the Super Bowl