Krishna Zanwar

Engineer ☹️
Wired to thrive on dysfunction!

[Krishna Zanwar @krzanwar]

What if I put my sadness in modulus function, will it come positive??
| I am sad | = I am happy?

[Krishna Zanwar @krzanwar]

Consumer court complaint number - 7895836

[Krishna Zanwar @krzanwar]

@dominos_india Worst customer service, didn't receive my order and yet it was marked as delivered

[Krishna Zanwar @krzanwar]

@HathwayBrdband Hi, I've already lodged a complaint yet no response.

I'm unable to DM you for some reason. Could you please let me know any other way I can share you my details?

[Krishna Zanwar @krzanwar]

While Superman, Aquaman and flash flies, swims and runs for the fight; Batman and Robin:

[Krishna Zanwar @krzanwar]

@5umIt_Up Swiggy super hai! Aur quarantine chal raha thoda optimistic ban 😂

[Krishna Zanwar @krzanwar]

Become Zomato or.swiggy driver, make another account and order food for yourself, login from previous account and accept the delivery, get paid to pick up your own food. Profit.
#businessman

[Akash Shisode @akash_shisode]

Requesting all to plz stand with students and help us to appeal the government that they should cancel the final year exams. Please retweet so they can help us
@CarryMinati @ashchanchlani @Bhuvan_Bam @iamharshbeniwal @ElvishYadav @iAmitBhadana
#cancelallexams #cancelfinalyearexam

[Krishna Zanwar @krzanwar]

The hero we need but the one we don't deserve!

[Your Fav Hater’s Fav Hater @Mikeyrockss_]

YEOOOOOOO they expelled this kid for playing this during his talent show 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀 im boutta pass out

[Krishna Zanwar @krzanwar]

Thank you! 🙌 @ashchanchlani

[Krishna Zanwar @krzanwar]

These kind of dubs*

[Krishna Zanwar @krzanwar]

English audio and even with the subtitles on, all I could hear in this scene was, "Are mandir k bhikari pizza hut me baithe hai hum tera baap leke ayega yaha daal khichadi"
@ashchanchlani please make more of this kind of dubs😂

[Krishna Zanwar @krzanwar]

आता तर एखाद्या परीक्षेचा अभ्यास करताना पण भिती वाटते राव, काय माहित पेपर कॅन्सल झाला तर!
#RajasthanNoExamInCovid

[Krishna Zanwar @krzanwar]

@thevirdas On the edge of my seat for multiverse of madness!

[Sadhguru @SadhguruJV]

Karma functions through certain tendencies. But with some awareness and focus, you can push it in the direction that you wish. #SadhguruQuotes

[Krishna Zanwar @krzanwar]

Growing up I didn't have computer so I used to go internet cafes for playing this game. Major thoughts while playing GTA Vice City in childhood.
Missions? What missions 😂
#GTALife

[Krishna Zanwar @krzanwar]

@PiyushaBauskar Kya baat!

[Krishna Zanwar @krzanwar]

Wtf facts😂

[Krishna Zanwar @krzanwar]

When you open ice cream cup and throw away the lid without licking it..
I'm rich .

[Krishna Zanwar @krzanwar]

Found this on random internet.
Infinite recursion 😂

[Julian Bass @thejulianbass]

if y’all can retweet this enough times that Disney calls, that’d be greatly appreciated