Kev

too tuff tone tarantino

[Kev @krzzlek]

Guys love saying shit like “might as well get some shut-eye” and “Shut the Hell up b*tch” SMH

[Kev @krzzlek]

Yeah you can find me on the roof cranking Guns N Roses and doubling down on skin cancer 💯

[Kev @krzzlek]

Yeah you can find me at the Kenney Chesney show hitting a really slow clap and a little shimmy

[Kev @krzzlek]

In my last will and testament I hereby bequeath 3/4ths of my rap playlist to my firstborn whereas my secondborn is nobly entitled to the remaining 1/4th of the aforementioned rap playlist and the entirety of the “shizz” playlist Good Day!

[Kev @krzzlek]

Outwardly rocking to your music on the train is the corniest shit like ok Tïesto we get it

[Kev @krzzlek]

Nobody does it quite like my boy punksatawny phil fr

[Kev @krzzlek]

People sleep on my boy punksatawny phil fr

[Kev @krzzlek]

If I were a grocer I’d simply have a ripe and not-yet-ripe section like is that really too much to ask?

[Kev @krzzlek]

This (guac) shit is easy

[Kev @krzzlek]

Perennial look both wayser

[Kev @krzzlek]

Whole fam getting one 🤗

[guster @guster]

If you know, you know.

This will not arrive in time for Christmas!

Next Christmas though... that's a Guster Guarantee™️!!

https://t.co/e2tYUxsgSY

[RXKNephew @NEPHEWRXK]

All my opps know how to mount TV’s

[Kev @krzzlek]

when her dad has a side hustle making hummus 😍

[Kev @krzzlek]

*extremely at the function voice*
y’all ever heard of Sheryl Crowe?

[Kev @krzzlek]

DHL beanie goes crazy...

[Kev @krzzlek]

Babe wake up, Bono’s memoir just dropped

[Kev @krzzlek]

lockheed martin diss track loading...

[Kev @krzzlek]

Imma fix wolves yall don’t worry

[Kev @krzzlek]

Oh you just got your phD? That’s cool yeah respect. Ever had a beer?? Lol

[Kev @krzzlek]

sorry babe the two factor authentication stays on during