Sara!Jane

I write and draw and translate and drink root beer and play pinball and huff hundred year old postcards

[Sara!Jane @ksarasera]

If you're wondering if you can use a potato peeler to shave the skin off a hotdog, the answer is
"not really, no"

[Sara!Jane @ksarasera]

@DrinkHiC @Ghostbusters all the 💚 for Ecto Cooler! Can't wait to see #GhostbustersAfterlife 👻 #💚

[MoonPie @MoonPie]

A fun thing about the holidays this year is that I don’t have to look my relatives in the face and tell them I am still tweeting about MoonPies

[MoonPie @MoonPie]

The MoonPie mascot is the moon but if the moon ever explodes our backup mascot is a squid named Tyler

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[Ian Simkins @iansimkins]

"Agree to disagree" is fine unless it results in someone else's harm, exploitation, oppression, marginalization, or abuse.

[#RingoStarr @ringostarrmusic]

I love America peace and love. 😍💝😎✌️🌟❤️☮️

[Sara!Jane @ksarasera]

@BroderickGreer @writesnrights I don't get this at all. skinny jeans/theatres=tricking people? Hipster church= hidden fundamentalists?

[Quite Interesting @qikipedia]

The National Aquarium of New Zealand selects a good and naughty penguin of the month.

[Sara!Jane @ksarasera]

.@chevrolet ! Stop making commercials where random people pretend to be surprised by cars!

[Sara!Jane @ksarasera]

Juts figured out the movie “Isle of Dogs” tricked me into saying “I love dogs” 😡

[Sara!Jane @ksarasera]

Pretty sure @Target cashiers have a spy in the lot to make sure they only open registers furthest away from the entrance I choose

[Sara!Jane @ksarasera]

Ok Google, does everyone's baby make the noise from The Grudge or should I get out of the house?

[Sara!Jane @ksarasera]

According to my teenage sister's friend, I'm "cute... like a British mom blogger or something" 🤔

[Sara!Jane @ksarasera]

The 🌚 emoji better get ready to be used for the first time by thousands of people tomorrow! #Eclipse2017

[Dr. Bucky Isotope, PhD Bioplasticity @BuckyIsotope]

ECLIPSE VIEWING TRICKS YOUR DOCTOR DOESN’T WANT YOU TO KNOW

[Bridger Winegar @bridger_w]

.@realDonaldTrump I know today was rough, but hey, you still have the Facebook support of the dumbest person I can remember from high school

[Sara!Jane @ksarasera]

It's pronounced "EE-wan", as in "obEE wan kenobi", played by actor Ewan McGregor

[Sara!Jane @ksarasera]

British kids spends half their life trying to open Chew bars

[Sara!Jane @ksarasera]

38 weeks pregnant, or has it been 100 years? I honestly can't tell.

[Sara!Jane @ksarasera]

@EHCB hey when you just gotta share feelings about fruit, twitter can't be beat ( ´ ▽ ` )