ksubi love 🌸

In my Twentys & fine 🍷✨, My glasses 👓 I can’t see without my glasses!

[goma @soigomaa]

When I say "not all men" I mean this one lizard, specifically

[Resko★ @Bloke_Baz]

I b saying “babe” platonically n “bro” romantically u can’t save me.

[MarKeisha | AI Governance + Career Strategy @_mstrdom]

apple hit with multiple lawsuits ALLEGEDLY for forcing customers to buy additional cloud storage.

Lord, it’s my time to get paid because that $9.99/month has been a scam.

[WALKER🪂 @maxl1am]

the older i get the more i hate making extra stops after work

i drive home like i’m late for my house

[Triiad ୭୭ @triiadxx]

so quick to cater to you sexually but can't even be there for you mentally.

[Anubis @eduantao]

quando você vê que seu quarto ta ficando bagunçado demais e percebe que tem algo de errado e não é so o quarto que ta bagunçado

[Matt @stealth_riot]

Went to planned parenthood with my old roommate and there were church ppl outside accusing her of abortion so I said “We’re here to find out if she has cancer. So we’ll see if your god is good or not” And I shit you not when we came out they weren’t there anymore

[Triiad ୭୭ @triiadxx]

Do not attempt casual conversation with me if you owe me an apology.

[ksubi love 🌸 @ksbi14]

LMFAOOOOOOOO

[☆ ★ @imfynerthanfyne]

She said eyes and you got one big ass eye you stupid fcking btch

[Arslan @thega1nz]

When she’s on girls night out and her friends are not posting anything either

[liz🧚 @Lizformee]

I hate a “well you didn’t either” kind of man. F*cking lead & stop being a princess.

[Weed Porn @WeedPorns]

“Should we roll one blunt or two?”

[Ada🌸 @Starrgirl_Ada]

Me in jail because none of my signatures ever come out the same

[ຸ @fvckfemi_]

when someone tells me to calm down & i haven't even gotten angry yet

[qɐɥԀ @phabamar]

"Don’t you get bored staying home?"

Me:

[cp 🪩💋🍸 @theBKbelle]

i’ll give my period a smooth 3.5 days to do her biggest ones. but on day 4? i decide that i am spiritually, emotionally, mentally, and physically done. she better figure that shit out, because i’m not about to dedicate anymore time to that nonsense.

[ksubi love 🌸 @ksbi14]

LMFAOOOOOOOO bc wtf?

[Ichigo Niggasake @SomaKazima2]

LMFAOOOOOOOOOOO

[Resko★ @Bloke_Baz]

not dating to marry, not dating to separate, but a secret third thing (dating to enjoy being with a someone you're compatible with for as long as you both enjoy each other, no matter if that's months or years or the rest of your lives)

[Softboy @softboywin]

I’m definitely the type of person that would secretly be married