Kayla Schmitt

Daughter of a King #setfree Cat-loving, tea-drinking night owl.

[Kayla Schmitt @kschmitt789]

So I woke up this morning at 5pm...

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@LauraMichele_9 Made me lol

[Kayla Schmitt @kschmitt789]

My manager is a proud owner of an iPhone 4.
He got an 12 Pro for Xmas.
We told him allll the different things it’ll have...but as soon as we said it won’t have a button...”f*ck”

[Kayla Schmitt @kschmitt789]

Who else has an automatic reflex to thank Alexa 🙋🏻‍♀️
(especially when she gets it right) #betterthansomehumans #alexa @alexa99 @amazon

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@madalynwhitak Earplugs? 😅

[ThiccaThanASnicker @Theechubbybunny]

A customer kept apologizing cause of a language barrier. It was clear by his reaction that people get frustrated with him. His demeanor was apologetic the whole time & his wife had to translate. Can we stop making people feel ashamed or uneducated because of their home language.

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@racheledunlap96 Haha this is awesome

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@rickygervais Amazed at the lack of understanding of sarcasm 😅 oh my.

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Sometimes I get a boost of (over)confidence and try to make a good bowl of @kraftmacncheese #tipsplease

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Y’all know Jesus flipped tables, right? #BLMprotests

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The fam uses my bday (May 5th) as an excuse to get together (bc we v dysfunctional) so naturally it’s scheduled on the one day I’m busy and I’m in charge of making my cake 🙂 #hbd 🎈

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Redid my phone’s face recognition to recognize me in a mask #coronadiaries

[Avatar Jigg @DJigg_]

Chick-fil-A has mastered the drive thru

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@enbog Genius

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2020 Planner for sale
Condition: unused

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@enbog Let’s see, it’s May? So 50% off. Longer the wait, greater the discount tho. Choose wisely.

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#IrunwithMaud https://t.co/EJOYtXRapk

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💔 https://t.co/n9NUIkSYyI

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@LauraMichele_9 #contentthief

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@marymadalyn_ Try turning 24 in 2 days. Wth is that.