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[kels @kschmitttty]

one time this woman mistook me for her cell mate in king man jail and I think about that at least twice a day

[kels @kschmitttty]

What man wrote this

[くるみ先生 @curumit9]

膣イキとクリイキの違い！

「イったことがない」と思ってる女性の多くが、実は膣イキを知らないだけかもしれない。

クリイキ→鋭くて短い快感

膣イキ→波のように広がるじわじわ

膣イキの特徴
・前兆に「おしっこしたい感覚」がある
・腰や足が勝手に震える
・終わった後ぼーっとする余韻が長い
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[kels @kschmitttty]

@rabbitdotme Literally 500 would help

[kels @kschmitttty]

@DanielGager @fred_guttenberg @realDonaldTrump Get fucked

[kels @kschmitttty]

@NickStillHere Why does that matter

[kels @kschmitttty]

@NickStillHere It’s not at all actually

[kels @kschmitttty]

Stupidest fucking thing I’ve ever seen, if you follow this ‘principle’ just know you suck as a human, partner and friend

[Inferam @InferamAI]

The 80/20 Principle ‼️

[Splenda Pappy @caroline_oreo]

The dating scene is ROUGH but please know that settling is so much worse than loneliness. Because that’s just loneliness without the privacy. Like great I’m still sad and longing for a deep, life-changing love but now there’s some guy in my apartment

[kels @kschmitttty]

no way my 3 am dennys benders are some Australians wet dream

[Mollie Goodfellow @hansmollman]

I have never been to America but it is a dream of mine to one day go and to go to a proper diner and have pancakes with that streaky bacon and syrup from one of those jugs and coffee that a waitress will refill from one of those coffee pots

[Macklemore @macklemore]

HIND’S HALL. Once it’s up on streaming all proceeds to UNRWA.

[kels @kschmitttty]

@hello_lez I asked you if you were pretty or if i was pretty? Hahaha

[kels @kschmitttty]

@hello_lez Lmao I’m dead i don’t even remember this

[kels @kschmitttty]

I’m half a bottle of Chardonnay down and would like to say on a public platform that i would quite literally do anything Jacob eldori told me to do to

[kels @kschmitttty]

Literally shut up

[miss pink @iJaadee]

If it takes Beyonce 4 years to plan a world tour, why can’t it take you 1 year or 2 years to build out your own projects?

Why does everything have to happen so fast? Why can’t you take your time on your creative pursuits?

It’s clear that the end results will be worth the wait!

[kels @kschmitttty]

@Kyla_Lacey Very weird of you

[reb @rebmasel]

i watched tall girl sophie turner act her ass off from 14 to 23 and grow into a clearly brilliant hilarious unproblematic woman and I’m supposed to take this Disney channel side bang smear campaign ANYWHERE but serious?could’ve just filed n shut ur mouth now I’m riding at dawn

[kels @kschmitttty]

@Ale5xandria It’s so hard to try and get used to your new reality, losingscruffy was the hardest thing I’ve ever been through, if you ever need to talk I’m here!! ❤️

[5hahem @shaTIRED]

boundary: “i don’t feel comfortable with this behavior bc it makes ME feel insecure. therefore *i* will have to leave bc of MY emotions and how *i* have to manage them”

not boundary: “YOU are doing stuff i don’t like so YOU have to change your behavior or it’s boundary crossing”

[kels @kschmitttty]

Lmao girl you depressed

[Laura Loomer @LauraLoomer]

Also, I don’t know if anyone else has noticed this, but everything tastes and smells weird these days when you go out.

I used to love going out to eat. Now I can barely even eat a full meal because nothing tastes good to me anymore. Seems like a waste of time and money to even go out and eat at places I once enjoyed. The quality of life seems worse in America than it was several years ago.

People have become very strange to the point where I find zero value in going outside to meet new people. It’s almost more of a risk than a benefit.

The world has changed for the worse these last 3 years. There’s something very off about the energy outside.

[kels @kschmitttty]

If this doesn’t upset you then think about never seeing that one season of freaks and geeks

[Film Updates @FilmUpdates]

‘Grease: Rise of the Pink Ladies’ has been canceled at Paramount+ and will reportedly be removed from the streaming service in the coming days.