kali kath

and then I tweeted about it

[kali kath @kschurmannn]

Notes from my baby book

[kali kath @kschurmannn]

@laur_irv I should get off

[kali kath @kschurmannn]

Why has nobody mentioned that the real perk to ChatGPT is that you get to be as bossy as you want with absolutely no repercussions

[Team USA @TeamUSA]

We join our friends at USA Track & Field and across the Olympic community in mourning the passing of 3x Olympic medalist Tori Bowie.

She was an admired friend, teammate, and a great representative of Team USA. We send our sincere condolences to all who know and loved her.

[sam greisman @SAMGREIS]

“Use code GOOP for 15 percent off”

[ruby 🍉 @crowleysb1tch]

does nobody remember ratatouille the musical

[kali kath @kschurmannn]

the best way to kill time on a flight is by spending 45 minutes deciding what to watch on the tv

[Little Greenis @DurtMcHurtt]

NUTRITIONIST: did you know that one beer equals 7 slices of bread?

ME: wow, what a time saver.

[lara 𖡼𖤣𖥧𖡼𖤣𖥧 @fakeltfIower]

The 1975 are one of those bands that u find at 14 and then literally never move on.

[Dalton Ross @DaltonRoss]

Do you know how much you need to rely on kicking to submerge down deep under water? Doing that with TWO legs is hard enough, and many players have failed trying. Doing it with just one is super impressive. Wow. #Survivor

[kali kath @kschurmannn]

@Ebcjpg1 @itsAnnaShea I thought this was about Prince Charles becoming King

[nicole boyce @nicolewboyce]

I can't believe Olivia Wilde killed the queen to distract from her messy movie rollout

[٠࣪⭑ a ٠ @discokisser]

did the queen die thinking harry styles spit on chris pine

[kali kath @kschurmannn]

Bring back one part documentaries

[emilio @emilio__oilime]

your wife is in labor and you're rushing her to the hospital. you get in a cab and it turns out to be the cash cab. do you play or not

[kali kath @kschurmannn]

Bar Rescue but for churches

[kali kath @kschurmannn]

It was a layup and yes I missed it

[kali kath @kschurmannn]

Watching the NBA finals and I think it’s time to admit that I once shot at the wrong hoop during middle school basketball

[kali kath @kschurmannn]

when I die mix my ashes with salt and vinegar potato chip crumbs

[kali kath @kschurmannn]

New rule if you don’t follow the met gala theme you get fined