Kyle Schurmann

Just a film lover. Occasionally will live tweet movies. Occasionally witty.

I've even got myself a blog. You know you're curious

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I can't believe Will Smith got an Oscar nomination for the movie where he farts dismissively and not the one where he punches an alien

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Seriously, @parkroyal if I want to go to literally any of your businesses after a movie how am I supposed to get to them?

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@parkroyal go see a movie but don't expect to go anywhere else. Where others may see stairs, Park Royal staff see an opportunity to make life miserable for all with barricades.

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@scottcwheeler Buffalo only has 59 goals. The 61 includes 2 for shoot out wins because the NHL cannot see a simple thing like GF and not mess with it

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Why didn't Mangrove end with the characters reading a long list of names while the court descended into chaos? Doesn't Steve McQueen know anything?

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Personal headcanon, Jacob Thrombey from Knives Out is just Henry Carpenter growing up after faking his death in The Book of Henry

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@MikeKmode @ThomasDrance @harmandayal2 @TheAthleticVAN If he's easily replaceable why would a team give up assets to get him instead of just finding the easy to find replacement options?

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@DownGoesBrown Canucks:
10 Bure
89 Mogilny
2 Ohlund
6 Salo
35 Schneider

and uhh, 47 Baertschi... 5 out of 6 ain't bad

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I think Da 5 Bloods was set in Vietnam but I couldn't be sure. Where was Fortunate Son or any other CCR song?

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@DancerOnFilm Game Night https://t.co/O8r2YhlIqm

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@Hockey_Robinson 03-04 was his Colorado year, which wasn't much more productive than if he sat it out

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@RinsseuxQC @SteveLaidlaw Karlsson played 4 fewer games for Ottawa than Orr did for Boston. Obviously nobody is going to disqualify Orr because injuries ended his career. Karlsson was the best defensemen in the world for several years and has only stopped because injuries slowed him down

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My sea butterflies help maintain social distancing on my island #AnimalCrossing #ACNH #NintendoSwitch

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Release the Butthole Cut of Cats!!

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@FoldableHuman I spent like 80% of the movie assuming the opening scene was Harry Hole's childhood and the defining reason he was a screwed up alcoholic who wakes up in parks with empty vodka bottles simply because the vodka bottle is the first thing we see after that opening

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To echo everybody, PARASITE!!!!!

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Me, I'm just cutting up some peaches and listening to the score for #parasite. I'm definitely not plotting anything...

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I didn't love #DarkWaters but I did love that Mark Ruffalo hung a frying pan on his wall as a hunting trophy in it.

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I will fully admit that I'm the whitest person I know but seriously work people, how am I the only person who knows Tribe? https://t.co/4DYTl16rC9