Kaitlin Scoffone

[sarah hagi @KindaHagi]

this is one of those life changing tweets

[sona @swiftlydunphy]

i just dont think every company needs a quirky social media account

[richard @richard_normal]

powerful moments in bar chart technology

[a p r i l ❤️‍🔥 fan account @aprilswiftiee]

If you had given me 1000 guesses at the officiant, Adam Sandler wouldn’t have even been 1001.

[Maryam @hell_line0]

putting a baby in a freezer would kill it,... butt freezing embryos keeps them alive. That's why an embryo isn't a baby. Hope that helps...

[Kaitlin Scoffone @kscoffon]

@x0Starlight hey, just want you to know I still think about this tweet every week

[The Notorious J.O.V. @whotfisjovana]

The Devil Wears Zara (because economy)

[Jenni @hashjenni]

Rude for Iran to be firing missiles after 37 truth social posts about how they’ve been defeated. It’s like they didn’t even read them.

[Nissy💮 @Niss_Cee]

LOL

[Books Behind Borders @MHTruthUltra]

The entire US economy right now is 7 companies sending a trillion fake dollars back and forth to each other

[Degen CPA @DrewVento]

I’ll admit, when I was a kid in the 90s I definitely thought that Kid Rock would have less direct involvement with military operations

[🍓 @arckalie]

Let’s not confuse feminism with man-hating.
The first is my world view.
The second is my hobby.

[Jenni @hashjenni]

That dude who hit Bush with a shoe was a far more competent assassin

[Molly Ploofkins @Mollyploofkins]

If you've had three assassination attempts on your life, maybe it's a you thing.

[katyakay @katyakayy]

starting to run in your 30’s is a great way to meet new people. today i met two paramedics, one nurse and almost God.

[Brown Eyed Susan @smc429]

That last lonely rotisserie chicken sweating under the heat lamp at the grocery store 5 hours past its prime 😬

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

My coworker and I were talking about capitalism, and he said, “The Earth is a resort for like 500 rich people, and the rest of us are just the staff.” Now I can’t unsee it.

[MP Arizona☀️🏳️‍🌈💙🌵🐕🐕‍🦺🫂💦🏜🐟🌴🎙🌎🌻♍️🌊 @AzPetrich]

Spent my morning at DMV getting my real ID but I forgot to bring my mom's umbilical cord and the Declaration of Independence.

[Gore Lemenski 🍋 @ColbyCinema]

Me asking any person under 20 if they’ve heard of Evanescence