Scott Jones

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5 days too early

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I love how summer sports and fall sports evolve into one another. Baseball has been great this summer but I could use a go to on weekends and football starts and my weekend is complete go Noles

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What fascinates me are the existence of tribute bands. They have to look like the band and sound like the band. What are the odds of finding a look alike for Steven Tyler and all of Aerosmith that sing like him? 1 in 900,000?

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Number of times a Barber has held a mirror to the back of my head- 300. Times I have looked-0

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The bars in Clearwater beach will be flying the flag at half mast today attached is the last match with Hollywood hogan and Jackson

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When I was 10 I heard Black Sabath’s Iron man. I was instantly enthralled. My mom was not I went to the Kmart to buy it found out iron man was 20 years old and out of stock I bought bark at the moon when mom left. Iron man is still the greatest rock song ever. RIP OZZY

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One hand I tell my daughter that story when we throw balls around. Thinking about my dad and the cobra today

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When I got to the dugout my dad (the coach) asked why I caught the ball with one hand I said Dave Parker caught the ball with one, my dad said when you sign a contract to play with the pirates you can catch with one hand otherwise use 2. From that point on I caught the ball with

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When I played little league I loved the Pittsburgh Pirates. My dad and I went to a game and sat in right field and I watched and interacted with Dave Parker who was hilarious. The next Saturday I played right field and caught a fly ball successfully with my glove.

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Note to the commercial where they advertise bonor pills online calling it a legal loophole, a tax code allowing a 1 year no estate tax under $10 million is a legal loophole 20% off is not

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As always Go Noles

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Miami to New York on 2 tanks of gas

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March Madness is just the best

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Aren’t these free at the motel ?

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@SMankuta 911 wearing patriotic short sleeve
Carvey church lady, schwing chopping broccoli

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@SMankuta Every fan gets their opinions on this. It is objective
My 3 is
Kate Mckinon
Will Farrell
Dana Carrey

Kate can play justice Ginsburg, or Hillary straight. The aliens Ryan Gosling skit makes me laugh just thinking of it,
2 will for the same reason think about the cat salesmen

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When you are 100% sure that this person has named their car

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I have a serious fear of one cabinet that I have in my kitchen. It contains 10-15 hyrdro flasks which appear to be balanced by the devil and like to physically attack me when I open the cabinet door.

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Every time I sit at a book store and see “to kill a mockingbird” I think Truman Capote had to write it. He was Harper Lee’s neighbor growing up and one of the characters is based on him. How did she write one of the greatest books ever followed by nada while he wrote 40 books?

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Paul McCartney’s Having a wonderful Christmas time is the worst song ever written. It is lyrically lazy and just sucks, I will leave any time it is played and I will not return