Kathy Semel

Professionally-recognized Hot Dog evangelist. Un-doer of tech debt. Mother of sassy kids. @[email protected]

[Kathy Semel @ksemel]

Awwww yeah original Dune on Hulu.

Have I told you about how Dune is a great example of why you don’t plan too far ahead in any project?

[Ann Bauer @annbauerwriter]

So if @CNBC and this @FrankLuntz joker want to spread the lie that you can magically whip up a holiday meal for 10 people with $58, fine.

I'm telling you - with knowledge hard-earned of what it is to be poor and hungry and desperate and ashamed - they are truly full of shit.

[Kathy Semel @ksemel]

To get back in the vibe of 'Election 2020 Twitter', visit AO3 and search for Steve Kornacki.

[Kathy Semel @ksemel]

Check out this little friend I made at my last doctor visit.

[Kathy Semel @ksemel]

@sicksicksickx TO THE WOOOOODDDDSSSSS!

[Kathy Semel @ksemel]

@LouisPeitzman I always respected that Paris put her shoes on before running from the bad guy.

[Kathy Semel @ksemel]

@TakenPilot Hello friend! You keep moving to places that kind of look like Brooklyn 😂

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Damn, I miss Twitter. Where did all the people that were lusting after the elections map guy on CNN move on to? That’s the vibe that died here and I would like to find again.

[Kathy Semel @ksemel]

I never knew I needed my weather app to be an asshole, and yet

[Kathy Semel @ksemel]

I want a phone that lasts four years, please make it use the same stuff as everything else and also like sturdier in the ports.

[Kathy Semel @ksemel]

Did Apple make a phone with USB-C yet because fuck all these lightning cables.

Why is that one pin wearing off? Why does flipping it sometimes help??? Even the expensive ones break, and if they don’t the ports wiggle off!

Tired of NES-cartridge debugging my phone dammit.

[Kathy Semel @ksemel]

I need Internet Celebrity Deathmatch.

[Kathy Semel @ksemel]

Did anyone mash-up Riverboat Brawl Chair Guy with the Waffle House Chair Woman yet?

[Kathy Semel @ksemel]

@TakenPilot You have had like three or four version of this apartment but this is the nicest yet 😂

[Kathy Semel @ksemel]

@TakenPilot NEVER

[Dune Quotes @DuneQuoteBot]

Thou shalt not make a machine in the likeness of a man's mind.

[Kathy Semel @ksemel]

@sicksicksickx 😂😭

[MisterRogersQuotes @MisterRogersSay]

“I’m proud of you.”

[Kathy Semel @ksemel]

I put Ovaltine in my coffee and shopped for cleaning supplies on prime day sales. This is adulting.

[Kathy Semel @ksemel]

@sicksicksickx You need a food truck style van to sell spooky shit out of and also move folks around to exotic funeral locations.