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[kirstensneidman @ksetz3]

Who else destroyed their eyebrow hair follicles by waxing? 🫠

[Kandon @KandonDortch]

it’s sad i don’t look at some people the way i used to.

[Amir. @iconicproblem_]

Amazon talking about show them proof I didn’t get the package 😒

[kirstensneidman @ksetz3]

@ekinsuofficial ily

[Lazzyyyyyy @em_Lazzy]

if i ask you to take my pictures and you tilt my phone just give me it back

[kirstensneidman @ksetz3]

#NewProfilePic

[Saparmurat Niyazov @saparmuratfaux]

Today my 7 year-old came into the room crying. I asked him what happened and he said that his 5 year-old brother put 80 cows in his house in Minecraft while he was offline and that it was "entirely too many cows" and honest to christ I have no idea how to parent any of this.

[Mommy Cusses @mommy_cusses]

Moms can't say "I can't even imagine." We can. Your mind goes there when you're charged with the safety of something precious. Every mom can see their child's face in the pictures of the school shooting victims and it's not fucking okay. All moms are in mourning today.

[kirstensneidman @ksetz3]

Sat in @dunkindonuts line for about 45 minutes just to receive a burnt hard bagel sandwich and the wrong drink. Love that. Good job dunkin!! Keep up the shit work.

[kirstensneidman @ksetz3]

Derek’s parents asked kinsley to say her ABC’s and she responds with
“Abcde forget you and your mom and your sister and your job and you’re broke down car” 🫠

[kirstensneidman @ksetz3]

How tf does Starbucks run out of cream?!

[kirstensneidman @ksetz3]

I love how the kardashians ended their show for like 2 seconds just to create the same thing..

[Kayleigh McEnany @kayleighmcenany]

Jesus Christ died to save humanity.

We did not deserve a sacrifice so beyond comprehension — the blameless Son of God pierced and beaten for our sins.

But His love was just that great. Today, we reflect on the greatest gift ever given and we thank Him!

[kirstensneidman @ksetz3]

I’m not mentally prepared to handle spider season.

[kirstensneidman @ksetz3]

What’s it like to be normal? Asking for my damn self.

[Kick Push Kgosi @MrSkinnyGenes]

If Will Smith hadn’t slapped Chris Rock I wouldn’t have known the Oscars even happened

[Chris Manzo @chris_manzo]

Honestly maybe we take this opportunity to normalize slapping people and then continuing about your day.

[Chicks in the Office @ChicksInTheOff]

Life was simpler in 2009 #Oscars

[Francesca @BarstoolFran]

We are all Lupita #Oscars

[Nicki Minaj @NICKIMINAJ]

The husband gets a front row seat to his wife’s pain… he’s the 1 consoling her… drying her tears behind closed doors when those cameras go off. Social media has made ppl feel that these “husbands” won’t ever run into them in real life. (Continued again(last time)on next tweet)