sheldon

🍠 she/her

[ford larquaad @rifaatty]

RT if planned parenthood was helpful to you or a friend in some way

[sheldon @kshelldone]

@mythsmadeplain now im mad that i cant dislike tweets

[sheldon @kshelldone]

@firstaidskitz untrue but mood

[Black, Brown, Indigenous Liberation Now @mythsmadeplain]

whats the carbon footprint of sending feet pics?

[GL @gldivittorio]

Do rich people know climate change will end their ski trips? Have we emphasized that angle?

[sheldon @kshelldone]

at this point, my diet is like 95% beans

[Midwest People's History @MPHProject]

"Save the bees" now means "Take down the regime"

[baby sp!ce @emdoyl]

2011: The world’s gonna end next year...like probably....bc of something w the Mayans

People: *freaking out*

2019: There is SCIENTIFIC PROOF that Global Warming is rapidly destroying life as we know it, and we need change, fast.

People: lol ok

[sheldon @kshelldone]

don’t take pictures of strangers without their consent it’s creepy and an invasion of privacy

[Good Bean Jokes @goodbeanjokes]

Calling you girl baby❌
Calling your girl baked bean✅

[sheldon @kshelldone]

i ain’t nappin just thinkin with my eyes closed

[sheldon @kshelldone]

some songs just take you back to happier times, thank god for bad bad hats for making me remember that i once felt real

[breakfast @ouchowwie]

types of guys that will ruin ur life:
• vegan hardcore guys
• men under 5’6
• guys named garrett
• cancers
• ones that steal their moms car to pick u up
• this tweet is about my ex boyfriend, if you’re reading this garrett i hope you know i hate you.

[sheldon @kshelldone]

@DaniiAlberg idk man you are pretty hot too...

[PlantEmojiBot @PlantEmojiBot]

Why are you so hard on yourself?

[frankie 🏹 @frankielovetofu]

. * * .🌙 * . * ☄️.
* . 🌍 * . * 💫 *
. * . the planet is dying
& none of u bitches. * .
*. * give a fuck * .*
. what’s that all about *
* ✨ . * . * *. *
* . . . * 🌕 .
* 🌕 . . * ⭐️ *

[sheldon @kshelldone]

@DaniiAlberg mood

[UnDo 512 @undo512]

men who say Ariana’s
they’re kinky new album
🤝
not slapping as
hard as i was hoping