Kshitiz

Film-Maker. Gooner. Tech Enthusiast.
Rock & Paper comfort each other. Scissors are stupid.

[N5⭐️ @Afc_Nels2]

Public disgrace 😹😹😹💔

[Arunima 🤟🥂 @arunima_3_5]

Aamir Khan denying the fact that his character in 3 idiots was based on Sonam Wangchuk is a new low.

Saying he did not even know him during the making of the movie...really Aamir?? Wasn't the movie's climax literally shot in Wangchuk's school in Ladakh??

[Fifty Shades of Whey @davenewworld_2]

This guy is running for Wyoming's only seat in the US House and he's a real-life cartoon.

One of his main priorities is to "ban sharia law."

For context, there are less than 300 Muslims in the entire state of Wyoming.

[Saurabh Bharadwaj @Saurabh_MLAgk]

No legal notice to @NitinNabin ji for Outraging Hindu Religious Sentiments ?

Why ? Why ? Why ?

[Savio Cardoz @ScCardoz]

Where is the President Murmu now?

[Narundar @NarundarM]

Dharmendra Pradhan realizing people are trolling Sonam Wangchuk instead of demanding Pradhan's resignation.

[Abhijeet Dipke @abhijeet_dipke]

The media that ignored Jantar Mantar protest all this time has finally arrived.

Their first job? Smear the protest with baseless propaganda. Just look at this ABP News reporter.

[Canada Hates Trump @AntiTrumpCanada]

He is Pedophile.

[Roshan Rai @RoshanKrRaii]

All protestors at Jantar Mantar, please hide your chappals and wallets.

Ladies, please be careful.

[Kapil @kapsology]

There is no 'giri-hui' prajaati than a bhakt.

Whether they are retired from army or they are chapri snatching chains to refuel their bikes, they all act same if they are bhakt.

They know that it is very easy to fool you.

[Honest Cricket Lover @Honest_Cric_fan]

Maturity When You Realize Andhbhakt Hee Anti-national Hai

[Nehr_who? @Nher_who]

These MCs would have questioned even Bhagat Singh's hunger strike if they were present during the British era !!

Sanghi has always been loyal dogs of the regime !

[SensibleTakes @SardarGooner]

Correct. He’s at least 200M pounds.

[Gary @Gary_Poynton]

Yeah we should've called up another guy who's useless in important games and makes everyone around him worse

[Mr Sharma @sharma_views]

STUDENT EXPOSES THE COST OF PAPER LEAKS WITH ONE LINE 🚨

REPORTER: Why did you come here?

STUDENT 🫡: I am myself a victim of paper leaks. I came for myself, my friends, my brothers and sisters. I am a student. Reforming this education system is our goal.

REPORTER: What is your message to the PM?

STUDENT 🎯: With every paper leak, the dream of becoming Vishwaguru leaks too. Students are pushed into depression because of this.

REPORTER: Why is the government not listening?

STUDENT 🛑: Pure politics and arrogance. Eighteen days, one man is fasting. Such a shame that no representative has come to listen.

[Dr. Simon @goddek]

Good morning. Is there any update on the soiled mattresses and baby high chairs found in the tunnel beneath the Chabad-Lubavitch headquarters in Brooklyn, where orthodox jews violently attacked police to prevent them from uncovering it?

[Mohammed Zubair @zoo_bear]

Government agencies can't track them but sasta baand known for running paid tweets says so. So please agree without questioning.

[Tarun Gautam @TARUNspeakss]

T No Spine - Ahh ! The smell of Ethanol …!!!

[Uday @CoderUday]

I really love the way India solves its problems

-Scientists are resigning? Make rules tight so they can't resign

-Exam papers are leaking? Ban Telegram

-Roads have potholes? Say that you will bring flying busses

-Someone doing hunger strike on paper leak issue? call him anti-national

[Alok Sharma @Aloksharmaaicc]

Bank balance of BJP and INC.

2004:
INC: ₹38 Crore || BJP: ₹88 Crore

2009:
INC: ₹221 Crore || BJP: ₹150 Crore

2014:
INC: ₹390 Crore || BJP: ₹295 Crore

2019:
INC: ₹315 Crore || BJP: ₹3,562 Crore

2024:
INC: ₹133 Crore || BJP: ₹10,107 Crore

—Ajay Maken, INC Treasurer