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A believer that Heaven is all around us // Cats, Coffee, Christ // a sucker for alliteration // resident of Naptown

[LaQueefa™ @ItsLaQueefa]

the thicker your thighs are the more kittens can lay on your lap

[sidebottom @ksidebot]

Someone's blessing is not your lack.

[sidebottom @ksidebot]

Old age/post graduation behavior is already setting in-- happily in bed by 8:45 on a summer night.

[sidebottom @ksidebot]

Friends! A dear friend of mine needs some help- https://t.co/uHj3jJ8Soa

[sidebottom @ksidebot]

Never take A/C for granted because one day you just might be a broke almost graduated-college kid living in an 85 degree apartment 💸🔥

[sidebottom @ksidebot]

Last college final ever is at 3 today...nows a good time to start studying.

[sidebottom @ksidebot]

@UP_UP_HANAWAY gotchu lovely

[Men's Humor @MensHumor]

I do all of my ironing in the dryer.

[Anti Joke Tyrone @AntiJokeTyrone]

"Truth or Dare"
"Dare"
"Order us pizza"

[LaQueefa™ @ItsLaQueefa]

High School: "oh look it's 9 PM, I gotta get to bed soon."

College: "oh look it's already 2 AM, maybe I should eat dinner."

[sidebottom @ksidebot]

@KingPurpura https://t.co/84tJ9S8cTW

[Anti Joke Tyrone @AntiJokeTyrone]

Obama is so yesterday http://t.co/n48OM6cb9C

[sidebottom @ksidebot]

The self check out line at grocery stores gives me an abnormal amount of anxiety

[christian hipster @ChristnHipster]

can't wait to be in heaven so i can long board with Jesus on streets of gold

[LaQueefa™ @ItsLaQueefa]

Pizza brings out the best in me

[LaQueefa™ @ItsLaQueefa]

I need a chipotle burrito and $850,000

[Men's Humor @MensHumor]

Thinking about getting in shape for summer...also thinking about tacos.

[christian hipster @ChristnHipster]

reading God's word thinking:
i could tweet of Your love forever
i could tweet of Your love forever