Captain Steven Rogers

#DirtyBirds #Duke

[Captain Steven Rogers @ksizzle34]

Every single morning

[Captain Steven Rogers @ksizzle34]

This bird comes and bangs its head on my window for about 10 min every single morning. I make sure the bird feeder is full everyday. Anyone know what he wants or is he just a dumbass lol?

[Captain Steven Rogers @ksizzle34]

I’d imagine a 2% fine to beat the shit out of coworker would go over well amongst the working class. Punishment of being fired and thrown in Prison is much worse. Would love to see the roles reversed.

[katsu @katsuxbt]

Tom Brady says the NFL takes $100,000 from a player for one mistake and fans cheer for it. “What other job on earth works that way?”

“What they start doing is they start fining you $50K, $75K and I hate that. You sign a contract for $2 million a year, $5 million a year…”

“And it’s so easy for someone to say, Give me $50K, $75K, oh it’s your second offense, that’s $100K, that’s your third offense”

“What job is like that in the world, where you make a mistake at your job and they come and go, Hey, we’re going to take your salary away? And then people are like, Yeah, you should take his salary away”

[Captain Steven Rogers @ksizzle34]

Hey Arnold. Smart Guy. DBZ. Can’t imagine a more elite lineup.

[Lyn🦋 @_ayandamay]

Whenever I see people fighting over whether they were a Nick kid or a Disney kid or a Cartoon Network kid, I get so confused bc y’all were just picking one…? I was flipping between all them mfs😩

[Captain Steven Rogers @ksizzle34]

Exactly why House of The Dragon and every Game of Thrones spinoff is complete dogshit. Dumb downed slop where maybe one scene is crucial to the horrendous plot. OG GOT was incredible because every scene mattered. Until they showed Samwell emptying bed pans of course.

[🪐 @Degenteel_]

House of the Dragon is easier to follow than Game of Thrones because it doesn’t have 276 main characters in 276 different places.

[Captain Steven Rogers @ksizzle34]

The movie bombing has nothing to do with the actresses comments. She could execute her children on live tv and we’d go see if it we could get a solid plot and an actress who didn’t have resting bitch face as bullet point one on her resume.

[Clay Travis @ClayTravis]

Supergirl is a total bust and will lose several hundred million dollars. The “star” attacking Christians and dads helped tank it. Studios have to protect themselves from these moron actors and actresses giving woke interviews and tanking the movies. Crazy this keeps happening.

[Captain Steven Rogers @ksizzle34]

Aging like wine.

[Captain Steven Rogers @ksizzle34]

Dwyane Wade will be remembered for being a terrible father more than he’ll be remembered as an all time great player. His “persona” couldn’t be further in the gutter if he tried. Cheering for an NFL team would only help him reestablish a little bit of masculinity in his house.

[Collin Rugg @CollinRugg]

Woman proposes to her boyfriend at the Tunisia vs Netherlands World Cup game on camera for the whole world to see.

Just 2% of women propose to their male partners, according to a study.

During the proposal, the man appeared to look up to check if he was on the big screen at Arrowhead Stadium in Kansas City, Missouri.

Yikes.

[Captain Steven Rogers @ksizzle34]

Never forget that quote came while her husband was actively spying on the Trump campaign.

[Jon Root @JonnyRoot_]

Phoenix Mercury associate head coach Kristi Toliver showed support on Instagram for Alyssa Thomas, who was suspended for one game for punching Caitlin Clark in the throat.

She included a quote from Michelle Obama’s 2016 DNC speech: “When they go low, we go high”

The full quote is: “How we explain that when someone is cruel, or acts like a bully, you don't stoop to their level - no, our motto is, when they go low, we go high."

Thomas punched Clark in the throat & kneed her in the groin, but Thomas is the victim?! This level of delusion must be studied…

[Captain Steven Rogers @ksizzle34]

This bird comes and bangs its head on my window for about 10 min every single morning. I make sure the bird feeder is full everyday. Anyone know what he wants or is he just a dumbass lol?

[Prison Mitch @Prisonmitch]

Me at the next @IndianaFever game:

[Captain Steven Rogers @ksizzle34]

@JediSlayer455 💀💀💀

[Captain Steven Rogers @ksizzle34]

The actual engine.

[ᵂᴵᴸᴸ @BiasedHouston]

Wow man. WHAT ON EARTH does Charlotte know about LaMelo that we don’t?

The Hornets JUST had a successful season that they could build off of with their young players and they just traded away the engine that made the team go.

What are they not telling us???

[Captain Steven Rogers @ksizzle34]

@JediSlayer455 This is actually hilarious because I searched “what a relief gif” to make this exact same post but couldn’t find anything that looked good enough to post. Well done.

[Captain Steven Rogers @ksizzle34]

Where’s all the “Fire Stephanie White” idiots who just send out “She hates Caitlin” tweets without even watching the games.

[Captain Steven Rogers @ksizzle34]

Grown ass man hanging out with a streamer and people are surprised his wife left him. Always remember his true character was on display when he disrespected Kristine Leahy. His sons are losers too they just happen to be rich.

[Captain Steven Rogers @ksizzle34]

They need to start handing out flagrants under the jealous lesbian clause. Alyssa Thomas just cheap shotted Lexi on a screen attempt because she bumbed into her girlfriend the play before.

[Captain Steven Rogers @ksizzle34]

Caitlin’s cooking early.

[Anakin Skywalker @JediSlayer455]

@ksizzle34 Just remember:
There was a rule proposed to require representation (the agents) to have 4 yr degrees from a reputable university.
And LeBron didn’t want to make Rich Paul take a class. So instead he told the NBA that the proposal was racist, & removed that requirement in 48 hrs.

[Captain Steven Rogers @ksizzle34]

How come in all the videos of broke athletes they never mention how much their agent robbed them. Imagine paying another man to tell another man how valuable you are. It’s insane.

[Jeff Goodman @GoodmanHoops]

With the 1st round complete, 3 guys that had eligibility and opted to remain in the draft that were not selected:

Isaiah Evans (Duke)- Agent Thad Foucher of Wasserman

Henri Veesaar (UNC) - Agent Jason Ranne of Wasserman

Meleek Thomas (Arkansas) - Agent Sam Permut of Roc Nation

[Captain Steven Rogers @ksizzle34]

Can’t be a no show in the biggest game of your life. People remember.

[Hoops at Duke @Hoopsatduke]

Can’t believe Isaiah Evans was not drafted in the first round.