majin kim

I'm cooler than a pack of peppermints (she/her)

[majin kim @ksleeves]

you vs the guy she tells you not to worry about

[Beth McColl @imbethmccoll]

my controversial parenting opinion is that no parent should have to do this & anyone who feels entitled to the kind of appeasement is a baby themselves. smile encouragingly at stressed out parents on planes, pop your big headphones on and grow up.

[majin kim @ksleeves]

Just going to casually be blaring this in my car for the next month

[ppigg @s4m31p4n]

Babe I set a clear boundary that you don’t leave the basement

[majin kim @ksleeves]

@LandoCalweebian I think…they’re talking about his dick 👀

[majin kim @ksleeves]

@biznatcha DO IT

[paige @BonerWizard]

My 11 month-old son saw the pride merchandise in our local Target- immediately said “mama, I am woke and gay now” and then he did the worm

[Noah Garfinkel @NoahGarfinkel]

The “guns don’t kill people” people sure seem to think a book can make you gay.

[majin kim @ksleeves]

@kaiiinoa Best time of my fucking liiiiiiiiiffffeeeee

[majin kim @ksleeves]

@kaiiinoa @DrunkOnSaturday We both know I’m right tho 😂

[majin kim @ksleeves]

Idk I just feel like @DrunkOnSaturday would have really appreciated Martha’s magazine cover 🥲

[Martha Stewart @MarthaStewart]

Be sure to tune into Squawk Box on CNBC this morning at 7:25am ET. I'll be talking about my Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue cover - pick up an issue of #SISwim23 tomorrow at newsstands.
@ruvenafanador @mj_day @daisybeautytoye
@djquintero @margotzamet @pniddy @sevaneveritt

[majin kim @ksleeves]

@kaiiinoa @DrunkOnSaturday Fucking John 😂🥹

[majin kim @ksleeves]

@DrunkOnSaturday I wish I found this photo before today. I know wherever you are you’re still talking so much shit.

Fuck

[majin kim @ksleeves]

@kaiiinoa @DrunkOnSaturday He was haaaackkked

[majin kim @ksleeves]

@kaiiinoa GIMME GIMME GIMME

[majin kim @ksleeves]

@biznatcha @typical_thomas_ Can I come too 🥺👉🏻👈🏻

[majin kim @ksleeves]

@DrunkOnSaturday @kaiiinoa You weren’t supposed to say it out loud

[majin kim @ksleeves]

@DrunkOnSaturday Don’t even say it in private 😭😂

[C @ccphenomenally]

Please stop fucking with strangers to go viral.

[majin kim @ksleeves]

@DrunkOnSaturday