Hoecialist Cat Mom

cats and headassery | gaslight, gatekeep, girlboss | She/her/hers | 💗💜💙

[No Lie with Brian Tyler Cohen @NoLieWithBTC]

This is far less Christian than acknowledging the existence of trans people on Easter.

[☆ ‧dreamboy··‧̩̥˟͙冬˟͙‧̩̥l @LilNasX]

BRING YA FRIENDS AND RELEASE UR CUNTT! ⋆｡°✩

[Kei @keicherri]

my moms cat was acting sick so we went to the vet turns out she is healthy but she is jealous of the attention that im getting (im sick) so we are acting like she is the sick one so she wont be jealous anymore 😐

[1984’s George Whorewell @EwdatsGROSS]

this is how it feels to take an edible and sit on the sofa with your cat

[nani 🍓 @s0ymensa]

all of us trying to open fortnite, but the servers are still offline. please let us in </3

[isadore noir👱🏾‍♀️🐦‍⬛ @isadorenoir]

Americans are discovering that if you are unhappy or resources are unavailable, sometimes moving to another country can improve your quality of life. It’s almost like i-*call drops*

[Matthew Hodson @Matthew_Hodson]

A 🧵 on #AIDS in the 80s/90s:
I was 15 when I first had sex with a man.
I’d snuck off to London’s Heaven nightclub with the express intent of ridding myself of my ‘gay virginity’, a goal I achieved easily with a visiting American photographer.
1/13
#LGBTplusHM #UnderTheScope

[Tom Breen @TJBreen]

These are the best tweets (note: some salty language) 🧵

[chelsea (isa fan) @kikosdreamworld]

They should’ve never given me an office job I already started two rumors.

[miller @cowboysneepsnop]

Just went number 3

[gnomecliff @Gnomecliff]

Backshots here

[frogan @fr0gan]

craving a hot dog is a sign of a mental health crisis

[trash jones @jzux]

yeah i’ll hop on a call. right after i hop off the top of the tallest building in town

[no context memes @nocontextmemes]

How does she know 😨