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1/2 raging blusher 1/2 angry smol || plague of a girl || you’re probably here for the workplace tweets || fuck cancer

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Hey @paramountplus ate you shitting me? Cutting from the Scotland v Fiji #WRWC2025 to an empty American football stadium for a college game????

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Hey, @amazon just so you know, your new delivery policy is really terrible for members of the disabled community. My family chose our side door to be where packages are delivered because our front door is inaccessible, both inside and outside, to at least one family member.

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@joouheika It was an honor to have been in her presence. Forever the grandest dame in the universe. Wrapping you in love and comfort, wifey.

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@joouheika Screaming

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The haaaaaaaaaappiest of birthdays to my dearest dear, my wifey of many years, @joouheika ! I hope your day is filled with all that you love. 😘😘😘😘😘😘😘

[Pro-Human Campaign @prohumanC]

Politicians, intellectuals, activists and artists, among them Menashe Noy, Thabet Abu Rass, Eva Illouz, Dana Modan, Ohad Naharin, Esawi Frej, Ari Folman, Michal Ne’eman, Yossi Zabari, Shlomi Elkabetz and Rana Salman, signed together an open letter >> https://t.co/0kduHtCWy7

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@edenjeangrey Ridiculous.

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@candicevb

[horse dentist @equine__dentist]

found the opposite of a sugar daddy

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@joouheika I have been perceived.

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@joouheika Hope it’s a smooth and safe flight! Looking forward to seeing you this weekend!

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@PopverseSays @kbosko @NY_Comic_Con I’m a Super unable to access Richard Rankin and Sophie Skelton. Purchased a ticket for Orlando Bloom just fine, but the Outlander cast members are the only ones not showing for me.

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@NY_Comic_Con Please coordinate with EPIC to get Rik and Sophie listed on the auto/photos website! All the other newly announced guests are listed but them.

[James Lucas @JamesLucasIT]

Thread of classical paintings reimagined as relatable memes 🧵

1. The chair

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How is it possible that two years in a row #d23 #D23Expo has had a 9AM opening without actually letting anyone in the building??

[Stephen Nedoroscik @GymnastSteve]

Elmo, the great thing about specializing in something is you get to decide. I think you’ll be a great specialist in anything you end up choosing!

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@joouheika *cackles madly from hundreds of miles south of you*

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I basically live on our balcony now.

[James Lucas @JamesLucasIT]

Thread of surreal archeological discoveries 🧵

1. Roman mosaic found under Italian vineyard

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For the first time in over a year I’ve had no noted growth on my liver tumors so please applaud it for doing a good job.