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time is money, money is power, power is pizza, pizza is knowledge

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Ya know ive never been the type to delete shit based on crap like this but i’m officially done. F**k off @elonmusk

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Plus what purchase doesnt come with a receipt? That would have solved this whole ass debacle.

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Hey congrats @Target it just took me half an hour to get through to anyone at the store (8 calls to 4 different departments when you dont close for an hour) because someone mistakenly brought me someone else’s diapers and milk. Now they wont tell me what apartment acrually…

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ordered them and asked me to come in to the store? At 10pm? Lol hope this fam has enough diapers til i track them down tomorrow.

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@Target needs these things? They want me to drive to the store at 10:08 so they can sort it out TOMORROW? Jesus

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If yall knew just how much i pay in rent youd throw up and yet the avg job here is like “ill give you $19”

Lol

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California has made it almost impossible to live here unless youre rich. @GavinNewsom maybe try to extend prop 33 and not ignore people who arent “special”

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Venmo using “i took the drugs and the drugs are working” in a commercial is so fucked😂

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Rory Gilmore sucks.

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Uglies is the new divergent. Never read the book tho so i could be wrong on the order.

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I definitely would have been a magizooligist

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Its the laughter in the background that gets me

[Pop Crave @PopCrave]

“In Springfield, they’re eating the dogs, the people that came in, they’re eating the cats, they’re eating the pets of the people that live there.”

- Donald Trump on immigration during the presidential debate https://t.co/0A6UEeAwtd

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“In Springfield, they’re eating the dogs, the people that came in, they’re eating the cats, they’re eating the pets of the people that live there.”

- Donald Trump on immigration during the presidential debate https://t.co/0A6UEeAwtd

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I just wanna laugh as much as kevjn hart does. But he just made me spit out my beverage so ill take what i can get.

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Me: can i get a tv that doesnt always pause or shut off randomly?

@SharpHomeUSA @Roku :

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@TalkDonato I wish you the best but wrong KSpizzle my dude!

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Men

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I never bothered to watch modern family when it was airing. I just watched all 11 seasons in the last 3 weeks and it made my whole day. Just bawled like a baby at the end. Life goal to be a part of something like that.

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@netflix what the hell is wrong with you?

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@EricVictorino just woke up to daylight in the city in my head and, christ on a cracker, that song holds such a significant part of my heart