Kiera Stachowiak

Boxed wine enthusiast. Corny joke maker. I snort when I laugh too hard. Puppies make me cry

[jon drake @DrakeGatsby]

“We need you back in the office” trust me you don’t. I am very annoying

[trash jones @jzux]

one time when i worked as a host at a fancy restaurant in LA, joaquin phoenix’s people called to try to book him a last minute table for that night and i said “more like walk-in phoenix” and they literally hung up on me

[Kiera Stachowiak @kstach]

@TheRealPHL Every episode I say “she just LOOKS like a Tiffany, y’know?” 😂

[Kiera Stachowiak @kstach]

@smartin515 That movie truly terrified me 😂 Scared of Martin Short ever since

[Angela Kinsey🍩 @AngelaKinsey]

A bar.

[Kiera Stachowiak @kstach]

You called it @Lofty133 @smartin515 😂

[Kiera Stachowiak @kstach]

These are the same person

[Ariel Dumas @ArielDumas]

Happy International Women’s Day! Tell your female colleagues what your salary is. 🙂

[eric curtin @dubstep4dads]

the only difficult part about wearing a mask when im out is that dogs on the street don’t know im smiling at them

[Kiera Stachowiak @kstach]

@zekerchief Bob Crowley!

[. @VlRGO]

AFAGSGDGFJFIDHRURYF https://t.co/o6NLU0j2pW

[alex @aloomf]

my brain can’t compute how well this works

[Kiera Stachowiak @kstach]

@MeganMullally Nick is lost but he’s by the creek @Nick_Offerman

[Gritty @GrittyNHL]

We did it.

[Kiera Stachowiak @kstach]

@zachbraff One of those Jesus candles with your face + cheap wine. Also with your face on it

[Vic @vicccmorgan]

Before you marry someone, find out if their family drinks mimosas or runs 5ks on holiday mornings.