Kyle

[Kyle @KSTakes5]

My 2026 big board, ran out of time with summaries lol:

[Kyle @KSTakes5]

Cade Cavalli masterclass

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@Jzraines @NickiJhabvala @SKProFootball Big weird contract and clearly will only play for one team. Nobody would ever trade for him

[Kyle @KSTakes5]

@ErlingHaaland The Freddy niche being filled by a player would work

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Dork immediately tried to use his helmet as a weapon lol

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Chaparro running in slow motion when he could've easily gotten to first. Why is he ever in over Garcia?

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@PHungry420 @0xRuzy You have the mental processing of a toddler

[Kyle @KSTakes5]

@RKaiser89 @PeteLovesBacon @One_Dawah Well, that settles it. They worship a war mongering pedophile that said "if I'm a false prophet I will die like this" and then he died exactly as he said. BUT, their word technically means "God" so it's definitely the same thing as following God. Brilliant

[Kyle @KSTakes5]

@designtobuild1 @MPJackass @MattWalshBlog The difference between Rogan and Musk's house: 1.75x.
The difference between Rogan and the average American's home: 40x.

[Kyle @KSTakes5]

@PHungry420 @0xRuzy Seth Rogan's home vs the average American's is a 40x difference.
Elon Musk, the richest man to ever live, owns a home that is only 1.75x as much as Rogan's.
Think for 5 seconds and have a great day

[Kyle @KSTakes5]

@willstevens31 @SCullig @0xRuzy This shouldn't even be anywhere near a partisan take. Anyone that argues against this is just legitimately slow or weird. Likely both

[Kyle @KSTakes5]

@SCullig @0xRuzy Rogan's (main and not only) home costs: $20M
That is 87x the average American salary (40x Americans)
Musk (richest man to ever exist) home cost: $35M (1.75x Rogan)
Average American home cost: $500,000
Who is closer to who?

[Kyle @KSTakes5]

@SCullig @0xRuzy It would take Seth Rogan ($10M low end) 100 years to become a billionaire. It would take the average American (55k higher end) 181 years to make what Rogan does in 1. Pretty simple. Keep ignoring reality for no reason, that's your prerogative. Cheers!

[Kyle @KSTakes5]

@SCullig @0xRuzy This regurgitated "seconds vs years" take is so lazy and stupid. Millionaires and billionaires are constantly in the same circles doing the same things and interacting. Neither of them are ever doing that with normal people.

[Kyle @KSTakes5]

@SCullig @0xRuzy It takes the average American 187 years to make what Rogan does in 1 year. A Hollywood actor flies privates jets, they have a yacht, they can vacation anywhere they want at any given moment, they live in mansions behind massive walls, they got to parties with billionaires.

[Kyle @KSTakes5]

@AP Donald Trump now makes natural disasters happen with his mind. We must collect every person on Earth and store them safely within the protection of the US so that a natural disaster can never again hurt a person

[USMNT Only @usmntonly]

THEY TOLD US 'IT'S JUST PARAGUAY' 😭😭😭

BEATING PARAGUAY AIN'T FOR EVERYONE 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸

[Washington Nationals @Nationals]

HE'S A WAGONNNNN

that's two for Lu today 🫪

[Kyle @KSTakes5]

Luis Garcia Jr

[NFL @NFL]

The next of the top 100 catches of the 2025 season

Here is 40-31 ⬇️