Kaleb Standridge

stupid but also dumb/NSU/fairly useless

[Waffle House @WaffleHouse]

in the house, we all waffles.

[Matthew @regionalthicko]

Me when I spy a delicious pie cooling on a windowsill

[James @exhaustdata]

Saying “fergalicious” when I mean “Kafkaesque”

[ShitpostGateway @ShitpostGate]

ㅤ

[Drunk Coyotes @drunkyotes]

Bro check out this property I found

[ً @rchllnvrr]

me??? stressing??? everyday??? about???
my future??? yes!!!

[trash jones @jzux]

requesting PTO at work is so embarrassing. "hi boss permission to enjoy my life for 3 days?"

[Greg the Sorcerer @gregthesorcerer]

Told the mages guild that I’d work on my casting but I didn’t say which kind!

[Anime Aesthetics @anime_]

Kiki’s Delivery Service (1989).

[.:RiotGrlErin:. @RiotGrlErin]

oh you like gardening. name 3 hoes.

[Matty @bestestname]

I know you're not supposed to play favorites, but everyone has that one stovetop burner that they love more

[Heatherhere 👽 @Heatinblack]

There are really only two seasons:

soup
salad

[Adam @adamgreattweet]

“treat culture has gotten out of hand” sounds like someone doesn’t get enough treats

[Trinity G. @IAMTHETRINITY]

So you’re telling me this crab ran with goons

[SLIM 🫧 @_slimarella_]

sometimes you just gotta…😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😭😭😂😂😂😂