Kyle Stazzoni

Every yard for I.S.U. | Life hits hard and hits fast be ready to swing back.

[Kyle Stazzoni @kstazzoni19]

Me when I’m at the bar

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@HereForBeerNuts @TBallgames @sheesh1246 @BoringBiz_ Boomer is also a mindset. There are many Gen X people who still believe failed Boomer policies will eventually work.

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@HereForBeerNuts @TBallgames @sheesh1246 @BoringBiz_ Yes, 2020 when the SS problem was already known for 10 years with no change. Thats the point of this argument, Boomer focused policies since Regan have created all these problems that we can’t even address until Boomers give up power.

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@HereForBeerNuts @TBallgames @sheesh1246 @BoringBiz_ And who votes for Congress? Why is it a death sentence for anyone running to suggest raising SS tax, retirement age, or reduce SS payments? Because of Boomers…

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@TBallgames @sheesh1246 @BoringBiz_ Not voting out neocons is voting for war.

The average person, especially Boomers, will take more from SS and Medicare than they pay. Boomers knew there was a SS deficit and never addressed it.

Second your debt numbers are wrong. We had $22T in debt pre Covid. We’ve added $16T

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And never let your brain show.

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So speak in the rich, round voice and do not confuse your superiors with details. Know where to draw the line. Execute the ceremony of forming a judgement. Delay recognizing the choice you have already made, so as to make the truism sound like the deeply pounded notion.

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Practice softening the facts into the optimistic, practical, forward-looking, cordial, brisk view. Speak to the well-blunted point. Have weight; be stable: caricature what you are supposed to be but never become aware of it much less amused by it.

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@RedboxWire This is the type of shit that sounds really smart if you’re a moron.

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@3YearLetterman @sondraa Does sleeping on a paid off waterbed repair bones quicker?

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@mizzysworld @GamewithDave Only 1 answer if the Jagex server is down, yeah.

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How do you know if the flu is gay?

It’s phlegmboyant.

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@TruuP8triot @LucasSa56947288 Holy shit you’re dense. I’m talking about the exact 4 lines that the original tweet is referencing. Shane try’s to make a joke, Joe gets all serious because he’s not a real comedian. Then Shane says “we’ll see” to get out of it.

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@TruuP8triot @LucasSa56947288 Notice how he laughs and hits the table as he says it? Or how his job is to be a professional clown. I can’t help that Joe doesn’t understand riffing or you apparently can only take things literally.

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@spidergladiator @BlindMike_ Sick irrelevant deflection bro. The issue isn’t having comedy available over there. The issue is who’s cutting the check. They’re using the comedy festival, LIV Golf, and other entertainment to white wash their negative image. If you can’t tell the difference that’s on you.

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Silent Night is a banger.

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@LinkedInLunat1c Rich people… famous for NOT partying

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@lady_valor_07 Lord of War, National Treasure, Gone in 60 Seconds. Don’t discredit the dawg like this ever again